Disappointing

Not knowing much about the St. Louis area landscape, I pretty much relied on this site to prioritize my visit. Based on previous reviews, I thought Wise Guys was the most promising. I arrived about 8pm on a Thursday night. There were 2 guys leaving as I went in. The cover charge was $3, I think. I was the only customer inside. There were 3 dancers at the time, a short albino, a tall white girl with freckles, and a tall white BBW. I ordered a beer at the bar and found a seat away from the stage.

The girls took turns on the stage, seeming to entertain each other. I didn't find either one particularly appealing. After a short time, a slim black girl named Lucky walked from the dressing room to the bar. After she left the bar, she walked over to my table and sat down. Up close, she was very cute. She made idle conversation and asked if I wanted a dance. I agreed, for $20 a song. Her lap dance was very good. She said that she had just recently started working there after leaving Bottoms Up.

As she described Bottoms Up, it sounded like a place I wanted to check out, but she told me it was closed on that night. I ended up buying her a drink ($11) getting 5 dances ($100), thinking that she was the best that it gets, in the area. She was about an 8-8.5 in looks. She wanted $400 for VIP. I said no fucking way. During the time she was dancing, 3 other black girls trickled out of the dressing room. They were all mediocre. I decided to try out Dolly's. Later on, I realized that the girl dancing for me must have been on her period as a saw a large red stain on my shirt and pants. Ugh!! I have NEVER had that happen!