Dreams Cabaret Reviews

I last reviewed Wise Guys in February 2014, rather negatively, and am submitting a second review with a somewhat higher opinion based on two recent afternoon visits on a Saturday in December and a Wednesday in January.

Wise Guys is one of the half dozen "dive bars" in Washington Park along...

Stopped in last week. Early afternoon.....two dancers on shift.....not sure where the rest were. Place is clean but has been under constant remodeling for the past several years, not sure what the deal is. I consider myself a respectful customer and always tip the bartender, regardless. ...

This is a dual review for Wiseguys and Cheeks. Its been a few years since I've been in Wiseguys. I gave up because the quality and number of the ladies keep dropping. The club is spacious, it was reasonably clean. This afternoon it was well...

I walked and knew the layout having been there before. It is not high end but not horrible either. They are doing a little work it looks like. Water was 3 and no cover in the late afternoon. There were 3 girls there, Ivory who I know...

I walked in to find 4 dancers on shift ranging from 7 to 2. Only 1 other guy was in at the time. I sat down at the bar and quickly one of the prettier girls started talking me up. Very hands on right out the gate. Asked what I...

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other was an attractive auburn haired girl around 40 named Autumn. Autumn came over and introduced herself to me...

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other was an attractive auburn haired girl around 40 named Autumn. Autumn came over and introduced herself to me...

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon. This review, though officially of Wise Guys, actually pertains to all four of these club visits in...

I stopped by to check out Wise Guys as my fave dancer at Miss Kitty's wasn't working that day. This a bare bones strip club. It was early in the day, about 1 pm, There were three dancers there and they were kmoving pretty slowly...

Wow...came over after being across the street the club looks like it is falling apart. It needs to be cleaned up a bit. There were 4 dancers on the night shift 3 black, one white. All were about 3-5. The white girl was strung out on...

I stopped by after visiting the club across the street that was empty. This club was pretty empty too. three customers and four dancers that were out. Those four were very thick. They were really not my type. I turned to leave and out popped a really cute girl....

Stopped in around 6pm on a Wednesday evening. The club is in a very sketchy part of Washington Park. Parking lot is not fenced and there was no visible security. There were only 3 cars outside.
There was no cover to get inside the club at this time, despite...

I went in shortly after noon. Like almost all the clubs, the later you go, the more girls will be there. Lexi was bartender. Known her for years - great bartender and pretty to look at. Until recently she was a dancer. Her Mom also sometimes tends bar or...

Had a bizarre experience here recently, followed by a horrible experience more recently.
First, the bizarre: Met a pretty, young brunette. She was drunk, but seemed reasonably fine. I asked how she was doing. "Sad." I asked what I could do to cheer her. "Fuck me." These are direct quotes,...

When I showed up there was an event going on with lots of bikers. Made for a fun time. There was a free buffet - nothing special but OK - wings, meatballs. Ordered a beer and enjoyed the show. Stage dancers were topless for their first dance then would pull...

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance area that was unfinished maybe they are remodeling there was four girls there a skiny blonde looked pretty...

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance area that was unfinished maybe they are remodeling there was four girls there a skiny blonde looked pretty...

Decided to hit Wise Guys since we had free tickets from Cheeks. Both clubs are owned by the same guy (people?) so we had low expectations going in. Once inside those low expectations were right on the money.

The place isn't as bad as Cheeks, definitely a step up, but it's...

Was in the area for an event and it's been awhile since I made the rounds of the ESL clubs. It was a Sunday night, so I wasn't sure what I was going to run in to. It was around 10 pm, so C Mowe's was closing, and I guess...

When I go to any club in Washington Park, I go to them all. You never know. I used to love Wise Guys when Autumn worked there. She has since moved to Dollies (or Blondies - they are across from each other I get them confused).

Something must...

I have visted this club quite a few times. The front door sticks so if they say there open and you think the door is locked just knock or pull a little harder. The club itself is a little run down unfinished drywall shitty paint job and there is a...

Visited on a recent Saturday night after being disappointed after stopping into Dollies. I have not visited here in more than a year so I felt a return visit was overdue.

Walking in I was charged a $5 cover....thought that was reasonable for a Saturday night. Drinks were a...

The club is fairly new, and is nicely equipped. It previously was a very large adult book and apparel emporium. The renovation is recent, so the physical accomodations are good. As it was an afternoon, not many customers were there, so most of the girls were at the bar. I...

I have had some great experiences at Wise Guys, but unfortunately, this was not one of them. In fact, I regret that I must provide a public service here by warning any reader of a potential run-in with a very rotten ROB. She goes by the nickname "Blondie,"...

I decided to try out Wise Guy's a few months ago and man was it dead. I was the only guy in the club besides some other old guy. There was one caucasian stripper dancing, about a 3, while the other dancers were sitting at the bar. There were two...