Reviews

The dancers here change quite a bit and are different every time I visit. Some are very skinny and others large. The quality of the dances is very variable. Some okay and…

They have armchairs around the perimeter of the room for lap dances and a room behind a curtain with curtained booths. In the booth I was in there was a old couch and a chair. The…

This club is what it is. A low-rent club with lots of affordable action. If that is not what you are looking for, go to any of the "upscale" clubs nearby.

This is a wild club *sometimes* and at night parking probably will a problem. The contact is maximum and price is minimum. On my visit there were about 30 to 40 dancers, which…

Visited Angels, would not rate more than 1. $5 cover. drinks were only $5.00 and dances were $5.00. The atmosphere was not good and filthy, lots of dancers, but no one looked good, most…

Average rating since it is really not a rating. Kyle, I would still like to hook up with you and visit a club in the Miami area and compare notes. South is my preferance. By…

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday to drop off some mangoes and more lychees. The dancers went especially crazy over the mangoes probably because they are more familar with this fruit. There…

hit there the other night for the first time and 2 years, they charge you a 5 at the door at night, then the mc keeps talking. But, I love this club and its…

I visited around 3:30 PM on Saturday to keep a promise to bring more Lychees. A few days ago I brought in some Mauritius Lychees and the dancers' loved 'em so today I brought…

I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Lots of customers, but it seemed like there were only 3 dancers. At least they were very attractive. Short, slim, and in shape--one of them…

This place is not that great. It is very shabby and run down. All the seats look like they are about 100 years old. The girls do not look that great at all. I have…

This my favorite club and I will rate it a 10 every time because it offers high mileage at FIVE DOLLARS per song and these aren't the short ass songs that you may find at…

This club is so not a 10. Kyle1111's a shill or just a freak like RomanticLover. There are so many better options in the Miami area than this sleazy joint with its subpar

The review by "Club Reviewer 2" posted on about Angels on June 6, 2005 is a FRAUD by a complete and total liar and total moron. I doubt he has even visited any strip…

I can't for the life of me understand why the Founder/Editor allows 27 reviews from the same guy who always gives this place a 10, but the 6.x average indicates they're not including all of…

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. Lots of customers, but very few dancers. Most of the time there was NO dancer on stage. Most of the dancers were fairly attractive.…

I visited at a little after 7 PM on Friday. Parking was a problem and I had to circle around the block once in order to get a parking place. I think the…

I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. Plenty of small dancers and NO GIANTS. Sometimes the GIANTS rule this club, which is great…

Absolute filthy cesspool. Stench of urine permeates the club. Massive hogs roam the dance stage. No cost savings can justify time wasted in this club.

I visited around 4 PM Saturday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. There were NO dancers on stage and the club was fairly dead. It seemed like there were…

I visited just before 4 PM Saturday. There were lots of customers and lots of GIANTS (dancers) and there were a lot of dances being bought. Very unusual to have lots of customers…

I visited just before 4 PM on Wednesday and it was PACKED WITH DANCERS, but very few customers. The was only a single GIANT on this visit and if you like GIANTS she was…

On Monday evening I tried this club hopping to find some sexy black strippers down here in Miami. The club is smaller than I thought it would be from the reviews. I got…

I spent the good part of Saturday and part of Sunday morning at Angels. During the afternoon there were no customers and the dancers were in the dressing room hanging out. At…

I visited around 2 PM Wednesday. I learned the the club was raided 2 or so weeks earlier and a good number of dancers were arrested. As of late there has really been…