Angels Adult Entertainment Reviews

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. There were almost NO customers, but TONS of sweet dancers. My experience was a solid 10. If Tootsies is a 9, then Angels is a dominant 100+. WARNING: This is a "dive" and approximately 100% of the dancers...

If Tootie's is a '10' can this be an '8'?? Perhaps Sonny's BBQ is an '8' among roadside BBQ, and Ruth's Chris is a '10' among steakhouses. No one would seriously rate or compare the two together. Angels is a 'Sonny's BBQ' of stripclubs in...

Visited right after visiting Tootsie's on Saturday afternoon. Very few customers and lots of dancers. Quality of dancers was poor unless you like GIANTS or old, but the dancers are friendly. Spent about an hour praying for the super models to show. My rating is based...

I visited around 3 PM. LOTS of dancers & busy giving dances. I left fairly soon because the dancers were either too FAT or too SLIM. BTW, this is a "dive" and I much prefer it over the GCs. "Dirty Dances--Cheap Cost--Freaking Fantastic!" :)



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I visited Thursday morning. Packed with customers eager to buy dances. Very few dancers and ugly to boot. Was warmly greeted by different buddies who were happy to see me.

My high rating reflects POTENTIAL. This is one of the best clubs in South Florida...

I visited around 2:30 PM Friday. Bought a water for $4 and gave a $1 tip. Lots of dancers, but no real hotties or real dogs. I was waiting/hoping for a dancer who usually works at Club Honey's (it's the same owner/management as Angels; btw it's temporarily closed again)...

I visited around 7 PM Thursday and the club was packed. The bartendar now has a uniform which I find depressing. There is also a TV playing porn as well as other TVs with more regular fare. Lots of attractive dancers until about about 8:30. ...

Mark this date on your calendar: February 27, 2005.

I arrived around 9:30 PM on Sunday. There is NO cover on Sundays (FREE VIP rooms has been the latest special) and the place was packed. I didn't see any dancers until about 10 O'clock. And,...

I visited just after 9 PM on Wednesday. There is a $5 cover *after* 9 PM except on Sundays which has no cover. Spent $4 on a water. The DJ was promoting free VIP rooms.

The club was packed with customers. Not enough dancers. Perhaps 7. ...

If you're looking for a quality GC, then do yourself a favor and visit Tootsie's.

I visited around 4 PM on Saturday. The parking lot was empty usually a very bad sign. The dancer I drool over, San, was missing in action and the bartender says the...

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Again I'm going to rate it a 10. If you're expecting wanting a GC or white dancers, then you will probably be disappointed...

Stopped by twice about a week ago, once in evening and once in the afternoon. The $5 dances are quite good and $10 dances I rec'd from Shy were even better.
The cost of the VIP room is too high and didn't see anyone patronizing it. The dances are...

Some nights the club is slow. However, on the slow nights there are no real crowds which makes it better for those like me who do not prefer big crowds. This club is still a 10. ...

I visited about 6 PM Thursday and the parking lot was packed. Usually a good sign. There were plenty of customers, but I didn't really see the type of dancer I'm looking for--short, slim, in shape. Bought a water for $4 and gave a $1 tip. ...

was passing through on the way to Key west for new years and stopped into this club. Should have kept on going. I was hassled at the door, at my table and then left. This place is a dump. It should be burned down and built...

I visited around 2:30 PM on Friday just before the New Year. The place was dead although after visiting Cheetah and The Trap later in the day I could describe Angels as rock'n by comparison. Perhaps I should have given Tootsies a try--they're almost always busy with plenty...

WOW!!! :) Two extremely satisfying visits in a row. The Holiday season as far as strip clubbing has never been brighter on such a limited budget.

I showed up on a Thursday at about 1:30 PM (the club is supposed to open at noon) and...

JACKPOT!!! :) The last few visits have been disappointing. No dancers and no customers. So bad I didn't even feel like submitting reviews. But, today, Friday 12.17.2004, at a little before 2 PM the dancers were out in force and super surprisingly the customers showed...

I went here about a month ago and did not want to leave. The girls are about 7 out of 10's but you get full friction for $5. Its the best black club in miami to me....

I visited a little before 1 PM. The bartender was replaced again. Unfortunate because she very sweet attractive girl. Part of the problem was she did a few dances which is a big NO NO since if you want to dance you have to pay a rather...

I visited this club on Saturday about 3:00 PM. Very slow. No girls on stage and only 5 working girls total. There were some other girls in street clothes who looked like real possibilities, but often the prettier girls don't like to work (just hanging with their...

I've been going to this club for over 10 years. Originally, it was named Angels All Nude Review or something pretty close to that--the full name was long. When I was very very young it might have been known as Candy Stripers . . . but I'm just not...