Angels Adult Entertainment Reviews

The dancers here change quite a bit and are different every time I visit. Some are very skinny and others large. The quality of the dances is very variable. Some okay and some very good. The attitude of the dancers is very nice to scary. ...

They have armchairs around the perimeter of the room for lap dances and a room behind a curtain with curtained booths. In the booth I was in there was a old couch and a chair.

The cost was 25 for the room and the girl asked for xx but did not...

This club is what it is. A low-rent club with lots of affordable action. If that is not what you are looking for, go to any of the "upscale" clubs nearby. ...

This is a wild club *sometimes* and at night parking probably will a problem. The contact is maximum and price is minimum. On my visit there were about 30 to 40 dancers, which is wild. Half were ugly and half were stunning. Dancers were leaving at...

Visited Angels, would not rate more than 1. $5 cover. drinks were only $5.00 and dances were $5.00. The atmosphere was not good and filthy, lots of dancers, but no one looked good, most of them were fat. Around 8-9 customers,

I guess Kyle1111 should try some other...

Average rating since it is really not a rating. Kyle, I would still like to hook up with you and visit a club in the Miami area and compare notes. South is my preferance. By the way, it is mango...Bob...

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday to drop off some mangoes and more lychees. The dancers went especially crazy over the mangoes probably because they are more familar with this fruit. There were 11 dancers and then 2 more showed up much later. Fortunately, there was...

hit there the other night for the first time and 2 years, they charge you a 5 at the door at night, then the mc keeps talking. But, I love this club and its better than Take One. I love the $5 dances and no one keeps hounding...

I visited around 3:30 PM on Saturday to keep a promise to bring more Lychees. A few days ago I brought in some Mauritius Lychees and the dancers' loved 'em so today I brought in some Brewster Lychees (these were MUCH better tasting than the Mauritius this year-- the...

I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Lots of customers, but it seemed like there were only 3 dancers. At least they were very attractive. Short, slim, and in shape--one of them had large natural breasts and the other two had medium and perky breasts. Later...

This place is not that great. It is very shabby and run down. All the seats look like they are about 100 years old. The girls do not look that great at all. I have been during the day 3 times, hoping for someone decent looking, and I was met...

This my favorite club and I will rate it a 10 every time because it offers high mileage at FIVE DOLLARS per song and these aren't the short ass songs that you may find at other clubs. Hell, sometimes it seems like the DJ repeats the same song a...

This club is so not a 10. Kyle1111's a shill or just a freak like RomanticLover. There are so many better options in the Miami area than this sleazy joint with its subpar talent....

The review by "Club Reviewer 2" posted on about Angels on June 6, 2005 is a FRAUD by a complete and total liar and total moron. I doubt he has even visited any strip clubs in Florida. All of his reviews are outside of Florida (he's a yank),...

I can't for the life of me understand why the Founder/Editor allows 27 reviews from the same guy who always gives this place a 10, but the 6.x average indicates they're not including all of his shills in the average. I went to this place a few months ago and...

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. Lots of customers, but very few dancers. Most of the time there was NO dancer on stage. Most of the dancers were fairly attractive. There was a single GIANT dancer. Actually it was her ass that was GIANT...

I visited at a little after 7 PM on Friday. Parking was a problem and I had to circle around the block once in order to get a parking place. I think the $5 cover is NOT collected until after 8 PM, Monday thru Saturday. There is...

I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. Plenty of small dancers and NO GIANTS. Sometimes the GIANTS rule this club, which is great is if you love GIANTS. I didn't stay too long because there were no...

Absolute filthy cesspool. Stench of urine permeates the club. Massive hogs roam the dance stage. No cost savings can justify time wasted in this club....

I visited around 4 PM Saturday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. There were NO dancers on stage and the club was fairly dead. It seemed like there were only 2 dancers, but oftern they will hang out in the dressing room until a...

I visited just before 4 PM Saturday. There were lots of customers and lots of GIANTS (dancers) and there were a lot of dances being bought. Very unusual to have lots of customers and dancers at the same time and it seemed like all the customers wanted to...

I visited just before 4 PM on Wednesday and it was PACKED WITH DANCERS, but very few customers. The was only a single GIANT on this visit and if you like GIANTS she was very attractive. A couple of super models showed, but left quick after they saw...

On Monday evening I tried this club hopping to find some sexy black strippers down here in Miami. The club is smaller than I thought it would be from the reviews.

I got to the club around 9 PM expecting to see the day shift leave and the...

I spent the good part of Saturday and part of Sunday morning at Angels. During the afternoon there were no customers and the dancers were in the dressing room hanging out. At night the place was PACKED with customers, but very few dancers and no super models....

I visited around 2 PM Wednesday. I learned the the club was raided 2 or so weeks earlier and a good number of dancers were arrested. As of late there has really been a surplus of dancers and I'm being treated like royalty. :) The...