On Monday evening I tried this...

On Monday evening I tried this club hopping to find some sexy black strippers down here in Miami. The club is smaller than I thought it would be from the reviews.

I got to the club around 9 PM expecting to see the day shift leave and the night shift arrive. No new dancers showed up the entire time that I was there. I was very dissapointed. I was out of there bye 11:30 PM

There were about 5 really big girls and 3 not so good looking skinny girls on duty. Two of the big girls had cute faces, but thats not enough! Now I understand the term GIANTS.