I visited around 3:30 PM on...

I visited around 3:30 PM on Saturday to keep a promise to bring more Lychees. A few days ago I brought in some Mauritius Lychees and the dancers' loved 'em so today I brought in some Brewster Lychees (these were MUCH better tasting than the Mauritius this year-- the Mauritius are much larger). I was practically the only customer and the noise pollution (music) was horrible. I saw 3 GIANTS and 1 hottie (however, I believe there were a lot more dancers in the dressing room hiding until more customers showed up--that is what the hottie told me and between noise pollution breaks it seemed like I could hear the dancers whooping it up in the dressing room). Unfortunately, the hottie went from anything goes mileage, which is the norm in this club to air dances after her titties got hard while I was fondling 'em many moons ago. Although she is very nice, this is a super high mileage club and any dancer who doesn't offer high mileage or high two-way contact will receive no further purchases from me. The high rating reflects low price (FIVE DOLLAR and if you're black perhaps TWO DOLLAR high contact dances) and high mileage/two-way contact dances with the prayer super models will show up or at least a hottie from the street. If you have $$$ to spend, then by all means buy some $10 dances as the dancers deserve it. So far the dancers have given thumbs up to Rambutans and Lychees and the next tropical fruit on the list is Longans.

BTW, when the club is really dead like this you can pass the time shooting pool (there is 1 pool table) or watching porn (mainly white guys fucking black girls) or watching TV.