Angels Adult Entertainment

I'm a white guy in his 40s and feel comfortable going to this club during the day. At night it gets kind of crowded. I don't go at night because there just isn't enough room for some solitude…

Angels is a small African American (AA) club. It is a smallish club and I think it may have one VIP room; some of the dancers have mentioned it but I did not see it and don’t know what it…

The best way to get to this club is taking the 135 exit on I-95 and heading east till W Dixie Hwy. This local highway is only a few streets long so its not the most accessible road.

After you get…

The talent level has finally gotten a little better at Angels though it's still hit and miss. Friday and Saturday nights are your best bet to find some real gems. The daytime, while it provides a great value…

This club has everything from some real attractive hot women to some real cows. I was the only white guy there and I didn't feel that some of the dancers were very interested. I had some real hot dances at…

What????!!! I read the other reviews and I thought this place should at least be half decent, but when I got there I said to myself... "What??? What are they talking about. "Gem in the rough"? This is more rough…

After reading reviews I headed to Angels. Overall, the reviews were accurate. It was a hole in the wall club, with high mileage all nude $5 dances. The dancers ranged from 3-8 with about 50/50 split of…

This is a gem in the rough. All of the Dancers were black and range from average to cute. The thing that makes this worth the trip is the $5 Dances. The mileage is as high as…

I love this club, if you want to go and just take a load off and drink and see naked women walking around while youre doing it this is the place to go. This is not a place for the…

Angels used to be at the top of my ATF ebony spots for its combination decent women, high mileage dances, and price for fun. While the price is still low and the mileage still high the selection of women…

There were about 10 dancers working on a Wednesday night. Girls are friendly and will do a nude lap dance while you sit at the bar for $5.00 a dance. The atmosphere was ok, and so were the dancers, but…

Im 27 and angels was the first strip club I ever went to at athe great age of 17! Angels is loose the girls r ok last time I was there was a girl that I seen on some internet…

Based on some other reviews, I thought I'd give Angels a try. Went by about 5pm and was able to park in the front of the club. Went through the pat down outside, and since it was early, didn't have…

I got to Angels around 11 PM, went through the usual pat down by security, and paid the $10 cover charge. The inside still looks the same, but the mix of dancers has changed. This used to be the thick…

2nd time visitng Miami and first time visiting this ebony stripclub. As stated, parking is difficult and if you are not familiar, I would just ask the locals...I parked at the restaurant next to the club...some mexicans that appeared…

Read some of the reviews and wanted to see this for myself. Parking is a problem, but I found a single spot in front of the club and wasn't charged for it. I think a recent review said there was…

Paid a visit to this club during 4th of July weekend. The club was packed beyond belief. The parking in front cost money, but there is plenty of street parking available.

The cover charge was $10, and there…

Angels, on W.Dixie Hwy, in North Miami is one of the better clubs around. All of the girls that I have met have friendly attitudes. The bar wraps around the stage, and the bartender serves the customers from the space…

I was at the club from about 9 PM to Midnight on Wednesday. There was NO parking and I had to park in the street. I believe parking right in front of the building is $10, well it…

This is a very friendly club that seems about as ghetto as you can get except that prices are a little high in two areas. A minimum $10 charge for parking in front of the club at night. …

The club is small, dirty, loud, with a hell of a parking problem. The cover is $10 or more at night and night or day you get a free body frisk. The quality and quantity of dancers ranges…

Stopped in at Angels over this past weekend. Ordered a beer and knew it was a mistake. Giant corpulent hogs fill the stages. Entire establishment is filthy and wreaks of urine. Can not imagine why anyone…

Let me tell you, I've seen some bad clubs in my life, and I think this one superceded all others; in a bad way. I'm not prejudiced to any type of girl, I love them all... as long as…

Yes this club is quite seedy place in other reviews. I found the music way too loud. Most of the women were fat. I think extras were available in the vip area but did not partake. …

This dark, dirty, dingy, place has the atmosphere of a deserted crack house. There is very limited parking. You have to know where this place is to find it. The stage is behind the bar. It’s a long reach…

The dancers here change quite a bit and are different every time I visit. Some are very skinny and others large. The quality of the dances is very variable. Some okay and some very good. The…

They have armchairs around the perimeter of the room for lap dances and a room behind a curtain with curtained booths. In the booth I was in there was a old couch and a chair.

The cost was 25 for the…

This club is what it is. A low-rent club with lots of affordable action. If that is not what you are looking for, go to any of the "upscale" clubs nearby.

This is a wild club *sometimes* and at night parking probably will a problem. The contact is maximum and price is minimum. On my visit there were about 30 to 40 dancers, which is wild. Half were…

Visited Angels, would not rate more than 1. $5 cover. drinks were only $5.00 and dances were $5.00. The atmosphere was not good and filthy, lots of dancers, but no one looked good, most of them were fat. Around…

Average rating since it is really not a rating. Kyle, I would still like to hook up with you and visit a club in the Miami area and compare notes. South is my preferance. By the way, it is mango...Bob

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday to drop off some mangoes and more lychees. The dancers went especially crazy over the mangoes probably because they are more familar with this fruit. There were 11 dancers and then…

hit there the other night for the first time and 2 years, they charge you a 5 at the door at night, then the mc keeps talking. But, I love this club and its better than Take One. …

I visited around 3:30 PM on Saturday to keep a promise to bring more Lychees. A few days ago I brought in some Mauritius Lychees and the dancers' loved 'em so today I brought in some Brewster Lychees (these…

I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Lots of customers, but it seemed like there were only 3 dancers. At least they were very attractive. Short, slim, and in shape--one of them had large natural breasts and…

This place is not that great. It is very shabby and run down. All the seats look like they are about 100 years old. The girls do not look that great at all. I have been during the day 3…

This my favorite club and I will rate it a 10 every time because it offers high mileage at FIVE DOLLARS per song and these aren't the short ass songs that you may find at other clubs. Hell, sometimes…

This club is so not a 10. Kyle1111's a shill or just a freak like RomanticLover. There are so many better options in the Miami area than this sleazy joint with its subpar talent.

The review by "Club Reviewer 2" posted on about Angels on June 6, 2005 is a FRAUD by a complete and total liar and total moron. I doubt he has even visited any strip clubs in Florida. All…

I can't for the life of me understand why the Founder/Editor allows 27 reviews from the same guy who always gives this place a 10, but the 6.x average indicates they're not including all of his shills in the average.…

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. Lots of customers, but very few dancers. Most of the time there was NO dancer on stage. Most of the dancers were fairly attractive. There was a single GIANT…

I visited at a little after 7 PM on Friday. Parking was a problem and I had to circle around the block once in order to get a parking place. I think the $5 cover is NOT collected…

I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. Plenty of small dancers and NO GIANTS. Sometimes the GIANTS rule this club, which is great is if you love GIANTS.…

Absolute filthy cesspool. Stench of urine permeates the club. Massive hogs roam the dance stage. No cost savings can justify time wasted in this club.

I visited around 4 PM Saturday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. There were NO dancers on stage and the club was fairly dead. It seemed like there were only 2 dancers, but oftern…

I visited just before 4 PM Saturday. There were lots of customers and lots of GIANTS (dancers) and there were a lot of dances being bought. Very unusual to have lots of customers and dancers at the same…

I visited just before 4 PM on Wednesday and it was PACKED WITH DANCERS, but very few customers. The was only a single GIANT on this visit and if you like GIANTS she was very attractive. A couple…

On Monday evening I tried this club hopping to find some sexy black strippers down here in Miami. The club is smaller than I thought it would be from the reviews.

I got to the club around 9…

I spent the good part of Saturday and part of Sunday morning at Angels. During the afternoon there were no customers and the dancers were in the dressing room hanging out. At night the place was PACKED…

I visited around 2 PM Wednesday. I learned the the club was raided 2 or so weeks earlier and a good number of dancers were arrested. As of late there has really been a surplus of dancers and…

I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. There were almost NO customers, but TONS of sweet dancers. My experience was a solid 10. If Tootsies is a 9, then Angels is a dominant 100+. WARNING: …

If Tootie's is a '10' can this be an '8'?? Perhaps Sonny's BBQ is an '8' among roadside BBQ, and Ruth's Chris is a '10' among steakhouses. No one would seriously rate or compare the two together.…

Visited right after visiting Tootsie's on Saturday afternoon. Very few customers and lots of dancers. Quality of dancers was poor unless you like GIANTS or old, but the dancers are friendly. Spent about an hour praying for…

I visited around 3 PM. LOTS of dancers & busy giving dances. I left fairly soon because the dancers were either too FAT or too SLIM. BTW, this is a "dive" and I much prefer it over…

I visited Thursday morning. Packed with customers eager to buy dances. Very few dancers and ugly to boot. Was warmly greeted by different buddies who were happy to see me.

My high rating reflects POTENTIAL. …

I visited around 2:30 PM Friday. Bought a water for $4 and gave a $1 tip. Lots of dancers, but no real hotties or real dogs. I was waiting/hoping for a dancer who usually works at Club Honey's (it's…

I visited around 7 PM Thursday and the club was packed. The bartendar now has a uniform which I find depressing. There is also a TV playing porn as well as other TVs with more regular fare. …

Mark this date on your calendar: February 27, 2005.

I arrived around 9:30 PM on Sunday. There is NO cover on Sundays (FREE VIP rooms has been the latest special) and the place was packed. I…

I visited just after 9 PM on Wednesday. There is a $5 cover *after* 9 PM except on Sundays which has no cover. Spent $4 on a water. The DJ was promoting free VIP rooms.

The club was…

If you're looking for a quality GC, then do yourself a favor and visit Tootsie's.

I visited around 4 PM on Saturday. The parking lot was empty usually a very bad sign. The dancer I drool over,…

Here is a summary of the reviews to date:

Biggzock 10
Kyle1111 10
Foxyman 7
Killer69 1

Again I'm going to rate it a 10. If you're expecting wanting a…

Stopped by twice about a week ago, once in evening and once in the afternoon. The $5 dances are quite good and $10 dances I rec'd from Shy were even better.
The cost of the VIP room is too high…

Some nights the club is slow. However, on the slow nights there are no real crowds which makes it better for those like me who do not prefer big crowds. This club is still a 10.

I visited about 6 PM Thursday and the parking lot was packed. Usually a good sign. There were plenty of customers, but I didn't really see the type of dancer I'm looking for--short, slim, in shape. Bought…

was passing through on the way to Key west for new years and stopped into this club. Should have kept on going. I was hassled at the door, at my table and then left. This place is…

I visited around 2:30 PM on Friday just before the New Year. The place was dead although after visiting Cheetah and The Trap later in the day I could describe Angels as rock'n by comparison. Perhaps I should…

WOW!!! :) Two extremely satisfying visits in a row. The Holiday season as far as strip clubbing has never been brighter on such a limited budget.

I showed up on a Thursday at about 1:30…

JACKPOT!!! :) The last few visits have been disappointing. No dancers and no customers. So bad I didn't even feel like submitting reviews. But, today, Friday 12.17.2004, at a little before 2 PM the dancers…

I went here about a month ago and did not want to leave. The girls are about 7 out of 10's but you get full friction for $5. Its the best black club in miami to me.

I visited a little before 1 PM. The bartender was replaced again. Unfortunate because she very sweet attractive girl. Part of the problem was she did a few dances which is a big NO NO since if…

I visited this club on Saturday about 3:00 PM. Very slow. No girls on stage and only 5 working girls total. There were some other girls in street clothes who looked like real possibilities, but often the…

I've been going to this club for over 10 years. Originally, it was named Angels All Nude Review or something pretty close to that--the full name was long. When I was very very young it might have been known…