Wackos Reviews

Been here several times day and night, always on weekdays, and always had a good if seldom a great time. Relative to other clubs in the area, always more dancers on the floor and onstage. Also majority Latina, and not always with good English.

The food is decent to good, and...

Same physical place.
It is in a strip mall, and parking can be challenging, but neither day I went was the parking lot filled. I don't know what that says about the place or the economy, as I feel like strip clubs tell us more about the economy than any government...

A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor store and 1 or 2 other businesses. Parking in the shopping plaza is free but...

I am currently still in the parking lot so I wanted to post my thoughts while they are still fresh on my mind.

WOW!

I still have no idea how to navigate this place, my head is still spinning. The layout is kind of maze-like and confusing. Everything is a...

Thursday night, roughly 9-10pm. Parking was not too bad but this can be different on a busy night $10 at the door--I think the door prices have been changing and honestly I feel they vary the price based upon how much they think you will pay!

Bar in front...

It has been a couple of months since I have been here. They seem to have added some party/group areas by the front stage and upgraded the back area group/party area. Nothing else changed though. Beers were buy 1 get 1. There was no cover when I came in at...

Went to wackos around midnight on a Friday and got exactly what I wanted. Wackos will always have the best variety of Cuban women. Maybe two white girls and three black but the other 20 are Cuban and beautiful. Cover is $10 during weekdays $20 on weekends. Lapdances are $40...

This is a bikini club but the lap dances in the back can be bikini, topless or nude depending on the dancer. Dances are typically $30 but some of the dancers want more $$$. The drink prices during the day shift is great, 2 for 1 on beers at $5...

Heard an old friend of mine was going to be making an appearance so I took a chance and went out Late on a Friday night hoping to get lucky and surprise her.

Details: Cover $10, Patted down at door. Beer was $5. Dance prices are enforce @ $30 if...

Made a trip to Jacksonville Monday and went to Wackos after charging my EV at the nearby Wawa. The charging station though expensive 0.41/KWH is a favorite of mine, conveniently located near Sins, Doll house, Wackos (and some others that are in my opinion less desirable, though Doll house is...

In town ahead of a work thing and never been to Wackos and went on a whim Sunday at 6pm with absolutely zero expectations. I had read parking can be a problem, but I figured Sunday at 6pm wouldn't be bad. I was lucky I got a spot!...

Been by a few times recently, but will post a review from a Friday night as that is the day I was most engaged. Parking was full but not impossible and found a spot in the strip mall lot not too far from the entrance. Might have just...

Going I-95 north easy off to within a block. At far right end of strip shopping center. Not the best area but in late afternoon, saw no issues. Free parking but had to park midway down the parking lot which was overall pretty full. No...

I stopped by Wacko's on a rainy evening, arriving around 6:30 with plans to check out the afternoon and early evening entertainers. There is no entry fee during the day so I was somewhat surprised when an employee hustled over to the unattended entrance and asked for a $10...

Headed to Wackos on a friday evening last week. Parking was alright a little before 8 when I arrived and I was able to find a spot in the main lot in front.
Entrance is on the right side of the building, through a hall to the left,...

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Arrived at 930 on a Saturday. Parking was tough, as it is at the end of a strip mall,and the only open spots seem to be saved for “valet”. Entered and paid a $20 cover and grabbed a bottle of water for $4. They seemed to be serving alcohol,...

I was here a couple of months ago and enjoyed it. This time was disappointing. In a word, Cubans. You can read the descriptions of the club. The only recent change in layout is that the corner booths in VIP had been reopened on my last visit and they are...

Wackos is located in an old strip mall just east I95 on Emerson Street. Parking in the strip mall can get a bit tight when the club is crowded. I mention this because the neighborhood is marginal and I'm not sure that I'd want to park in the...

Trip #1
It has been a year since I was at Wackos.
I went on NYE, $20 to get in on a Sunday was waaaaaay too high. I should have walked out then. This was about 8 PM.
Some changes: they have added some VIP/Bottle service areas near the front stage, they...

The club is as described by others. Three stages with girls doing one song per stage and moving from the right of the club to the bar stage to the larger stage by the VIP entrance. There were at least 50 girls working, maybe close to 60. There were two...

Arrived on a Monday night about 11:00. I would not call it crowded by any means, but it was not empty as well. The club is set up with multiple stages. The girls stay fully clothed which I am not impressed with, but I am guessing that...

Monday night, club is at the end of a strip mall. Decent sized parking lot, looked like some sort of attendent standing outside but he might have just been taking a break for all I know. Paid a cover but can't remember how much (less than $20 for sure) and...

I have visited on two occasions now, and once was great, the other a little rocky. Compared to the other clubs in town, this one is one of the better, if not the best one, although I have only visited two others. This review is coming from a guy who...

Went to wackos on a Monday night a week or two ago to check it out. Got there around 8, parking was not an issue at that time. There was some guy getting thrown out at the time I was parking but security handled him pretty...

This is a synopsis of three visits to Wacko's, one early afternoon and two early evening visits.

The club is located just east of the Emerson Exit off of I95. Parking is available for free in the shopping mall parking lot that is immediately in front of...