Reviews

The last time I had visited was on a Saturday afternoon there was some kind of Sopranos tour happening so that wasn't a good gauge of the usual goings on at this place so next…

I stopped by on a recent Saturday early afternoon, shortly after the club opened, and upon pulling into the parking lot I noticed a rather large tour bus and a few people milling around who…

Decided to stop by the infamous Bada-Bing while in town for the Jets game. Walking in there is one large stage with three or four women dancing, surrounded by a bar for the patrons to…

This past Friday night I decided to check out Satin Dolls because it’s always felt like the most famous club in New Jersey. It must be good then right? Wrong. It was around 10:30 and…

Tl:dr hard pass, 0 talent! Went there on a Friday night, 9ish. Normally when I’m in the area I go to the harem a minute away, which is mostly weak and sad compared to Vegas…

Ive been going to dolls for years. Just under route 80 on rt 17 south about 8 miles west of the GWB. I used to go to watch a game or chill with a couple…

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon, a few hours after a disappointing visit to their sister club, AJs. I was happy to see that they finally re-paved the parking lot so that you don't…

Visited this place for the first, and probably last, time late on a weeknight, essentially in spite of, rather than because of, its significance in popular culture. I could walk to it from the hotel…

I have been to Satin Dolls a few times, first time doing a review. Usually like to visit early evening 6ish when the Day girls are leaving and night worker start their shift. That way…

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon and parking was a bit more challenging than usual because they were doing some construction on the lot which hopefully means they are finally taking care of patching…

Place was decent looking, though wouldn't call it classy. It was big, spacious clean. Parking decent. Bouncer friendly. 20 dollars cover. Bartenders great, drinks average prices (sorry don't remember exact amount). I bought a…

After a rather disappointing experience at nearby AJ's earlier in the day, I decided to stop by Satin Dolls later that evening, knowing full well that it would be in my best interests to keep…