Vultures!

This past Friday night I decided to check out Satin Dolls because it’s always felt like the most famous club in New Jersey. It must be good then right? Wrong. It was around 10:30 and when I walked in security asked for $20 for the cover which is no problem. I sat at this rectangular bar which surrounded the stage but was still far from the girls performing. Now I’m not a fan of dollar parades but never before have I complained about them. Once I got my corona, it just felt like a pack of vultures just showed up. By this time I already had a dancer with me and I focused all my attention on tipping her. When dancers doing dollar parades come up in other bars I ignore them until they leave obviously but the girl I was with kept pointing at every girl that yelled “hey papi” after the fourth time. In other clubs I’d usually grab a dancer to have them deflect the girls walking around but this club it didn’t matter which woman I had with me, they were more worried about sharing the wealth than keeping it themselves. Just in that first 5 minutes of getting my corona I honestly had 8-10 girls come straight to me and nobody else.

Most of the girls here are Latina with huge asses whether it’s enhanced or natural which is my personal taste but already if you’re not into that I’d avoid this spot completely. I’d say they range from 5-7.5s which is common. None of them really bother to talk even to ask where you’re from unlike other places I’ve been to where a dancer will be on my lap and have a whole conversation.

When I found out lap dances were $20 I decided to have some real fun in the back. I went with three different women whose names I didn’t end up asking for because the vibe of the place just felt different. With the first two girls I only had one dance each because it just seemed like they felt they would get paid with minimum effort. If only they knew that if they tried a little more they’d win more of my money. The last dance though was with this tall whiter skinned Dominican woman wearing a top in the style of a cow to barely cover her huge chest. My preference is always to start with one dance and see if the women earn more dances so I don’t lose out on getting my money’s worth. Let’s just say she earned her pay for four dances.