Christies Cabaret Reviews

Stopped in on a Tuesday about noon. Club was quiet but was greeted by a beautiful dark haired waitress with a corset style top and tall black boots. (Very Hot) Then I spent the afternoon with 2 of the best and most beautiful dancers I have ever seen, Amy...

I have probably visited this club more that 2 dozen times in the last couple years when in town for Browns or Tribe games and every time it's the highlight of the trip. It's not in the best area of town, but we've never had a problem. There...

Was in Cleveland for the day so decided to stop by. I got there around 2:30-3:00 and left by 5. Was definitely glad to be out before dark since I was by myself and new to the area...didn't seem like a great place to be lost at night.

The...

Went to CCs last friday night with a friend. We got there around 10:30 pm. Paid $7 for parking. Parking lot is secured but the flats area around the club seems shady. We went inside paid the cover of $8 per person and were escorted to a table on the...

New in town, I had seen some decent reviews for Christie's, so i made it my first place to check out. Came in around 9:00, probably about 25 - 30 dancers, probably slightly fewer patrons. The club was a bit dark, but not as bad as some of...

Have been to the club numerous times mostly on weekends. Its easy to get seats except for some saturdays if they have a lot of bachelor parties. They also have free admission with game tickets.

Girls are friendly and great. If the night is slow you will find many girls sitting...

expensive but a very classy place with hot girls.
the club was pretty busy when we were there and i got a quicky lapdance from a hot blonde that was working the whole room and was pretty good at it.
drinks are overpriced but the scenery (girls) make up for...

Went after work to have a few beers...very upscale large nice place. Women are very beautiful here compared to other clubs...all in early 20's. Good happy hour beer special with 2 for $5 and they keep one cold behind the bar. Girls are friendly and actually sit...

This place is huge. This place is always busy and always has a lot of girls. This place is expensive! It's like 4 dollars to park eight dollars to get in, and table dances are twenty dollars. I went with my wife and women do not...

Went to the club before an Indians game. Spent about 2 hours there. A large selection of dancers, huge club very well done - like a club you ould expect to see in NYC or Florida. Nice crowd, good dancers. Lap dances were available for $20 the evening I was...

This was my first visit to Christie's, and I had such a great time. I've discovered that as a woman, there are plenty of dancers at other clubs that are not very nice. I came with my boyfriend, we grabbed a table near the stage and watched as...

This is a nice club. Dancer quality is excellent -- there are a couple in the 5-7 range, but those are the exceptions -- most of the girls are very nice looking. (Not sure how the 5-7 girls manage to make a living given the competition there.) ...

I had a day to kill on Sunday so I went to have dinner there around 7.... Good food but there was only one server at the time. It took a while till our food came but we enjoyed the 2 story pole while dancers where going all the way...

I had a day to kill in Cleveland and what better way to spend it than in a strip club. Christie's is upscale, comfortable, and, as everybody notes, dark, but if your pupils aren't dilated after a few minutes your should call 911. The dancers approach you readily...

Went back here after my previous positive experience. I was again impressed by the quality of the girls and the overall atmosphere, although I agree that it is kind of dim in there! Got one lapdance which was pricey and lacking in good contact. Overall I had a OK time,...

WEKing pretty much summed this place up--so this is meant to echo his comments, not necessarily to add anything new. It's a classy place, but it's too dark to see anything of value. And the girls just don't seem that eager to interact with you beyond the "wanna dance"...

After reading the reviews here I expected so much more from this place that I experienced. I expected a gentlemen's club experience and the building and decor probably delivered that, though it was much too dark to really tell. I expected many beautiful women running around, but got only two...

Okay this club is kinda great...the host staff are professional and efficient. The only complaint I have are the other customers, which are a little lower socio-economic status. I like to go to very high end clubs and be treated like a king; when moe, larry, and curly are...

Bottom line: fantastic club.

Call ahead and get the party bus to pick you up. We had ~10 guys out for a bachelor party on Saturday night. Complimentary party bus saved the day. They pick you up, bring you to the door and "I was driven...

This is by far the best club in cleveland. The dancers are all hot, the dances are great, and the place is very clean and upscale. it costs some money to park but the drinks are fairly priced and the price of the dances aren't bad either. The only reason...

This place has the hottest girls town. The decor is really upscale, and the girls are up to the same standard. The food is quite good and not too steeply priced. I got a private lapdance from an absolute stunner, and she really knew what she was doing. The dance...

Great club, hottest dancer in cleveland! All nude show. Very expensive place but if you are a nudie bar fan, this is the best place in town to go. Very upscale Vegas style club. Awesome! I got a dance or two from several of the...

Christies is a clean two level club with a large safe parking area ($2). I went on a Monday and it was slow but there were at least 10 girls working and a handful of customers. Cover was $6 and beers were $5.50. The club is apparently the only nude...

Stopped on a Thursday evening. I got in a little bit early so a nice sized crowd but not too crowded. Dancer quality was pretty good most girls are in the 7 to 9 range with a quality mix. As others have indicated contact is mostly one way....

Stopped in just for something to do, glad i did. The club is out of the way under a bridge, and next to a boat dock. Parking is right out front, there is a gate house that charges $3 to get in to park. Got to the club around 8pm...