Christies Cabaret Reviews

Was in Cleveland on a business trip a few weeks ago, looking for a place to hang out and have a few drinks. The reviews seemed decent for Christie's. Wasn't disappointed. Had a great time on a Monday night on about $150 for 3-4 hours.

Showed up, first impressions were...

so i have to wonder if christie's is going the same bottom feeding route of other cleveland clubs now.
i stopped in on a weekday afternoon (thursday?) a couple weeks ago.
1st disappointment, blanca the rob former toothless wonder from bugsys was dancing there. something i could not believe! ok...

I think that this is a very solid club. The physical plant is very nice -- seems clean (as far as you can tell in the dark), non-smoking, pretty spacious, nice dance area, reasonably nice couches. The dancer quality is, imho, excellent. Good looking dancers are generally...

I stopped in on a tuesday afternoon. There is a 5 dollar cover in the afternoon and i believe it's a little more at night. Actually they call it an entertainment fee. Once inside, i got the beer special, 2 beers for 5.25. I also got a pepperoni pizza for...

First visit to this club was around 11:30PM. Unfortunately found out that after midnight no more full nude is allowed on stage. That was OK because the place was dark inside so I could not really enjoy the stage show anyways. The dances are topless only but...

Went to Christies on a Thursday night. No parking charge as no one was manning the gate and maybe $5 or $8 door fee? Not sure. The place was pretty packed although I'm not sure why. The place is awfully dark so unless you are up...

Pretty bad experience here in comparison to others I've had in the past. One of the dancers mentioned that there was a new manager, and the place didn't feel the same. Had a very very low number of dancers on shift and even fewer customers than normal. I don't know...

Good parking area, safe and secure. $5 cover but drinks very reasonable so you'll get your 5 back in drink savings real quick. Club is first class. Great seating, clean, impressive. It's like a huge classy hotel lobby.

A few larger girls, but overall some of the best looking strippers at...

Went in on a winter sunday evening. $5 Parking charge and about $5 to get in. I went at 7:30pm. The cover goes up at 8pm. A cute slim waitress in black showed me to a table. There were a few customers and about 20 dancers. Some dancers getting off...

stopped back in last week. definitely some good lookers here but this time i was surprised to see a few dancers that had no business being there. one was a large black girl with a thunderous sized ass and cellulite thighs to match. another looked like a bad imitation...

dancers were great quality overall. second visit to this location. a few had a weird personality so weird that i said no to a girl for a dance. however, i'd say the talent was better excluding the two weirdos i encountered. i'd say getting a private room is the way...

wow! it's been over a year since i've been here, where did the time go? i used to visit every once in awhile when i had less experience with the strip club scene. i guess it took me so long to return because i know that i won't receive as...

As previously mentioned, this is a very nice looking club in a fairly safe area of the flats of cleveland. Dancers are very attractive and among the best I've seen in the cleveland area. Lapdances are done on couches around the outside of the club and your mileage will vary...

Been to Christies numerous times over the years. Probably my favorite club in the Cleveland area. Not the best value compared to some other options, but generally speaking I think talent here is pretty good for the area and the dances are usually pretty good one way contact....

Given the other reviews talking about "Cleveland laws" and the fact that it was Monday I was pleasantly surprised by this club.
I walked to the club from downtown and had no concerns about the neighborhoods. The area looks like it might be busy on a summer weekend, but was...

Visited on a late Friday evening after midnight. Very upscale looking place on the west bank of the flats with its own gated parking – very safe place. $10 cover and I was on the main floor. Layout is a central multi level stage with steps leading down from the...

I was expecting an evening of a beer and just looking at pretty dancers due to Cleveland laws. The reviews prior made me stop at Christies. I was very pleased with teh experience. I was able to get in at the $ 5.00 reduced cover before 8....

Nice atmosphere, safe location, clean restrooms, and enjoyable setting to relax in. Plenty of dancers come around periodically and ask if you would like a dance while you also enjoy the pretty ladies as they grace the stage . I got 2 nice dances from a slim blonde who's name...

Stopped in as part of a bachelor party on a Saturday night and the place was packed. So packed, that we could only get a seat in the upstairs area. Got in free because of the bachelor party (free passes were easy to find and get a hold...

Hit Christies after work last Friday. Lately, I've been a fan of the backroom dances at the Hourse on Miles, but decided to stay downtown. Nice quality for early evening and the dancers pay a lot of attention to you. Had an above-average look african american girl...

Stopped in two Friday's ago...alot of customers and dancers. Dancers made their rounds and made sure everyone was attended to. Beer's were kind of expensive, but not ridiculous. The location is very safe and the parking lot is well lit. The club is top class as...

Went to CCs sunday evening. They had advertised that night to be amatuer night. Lot of new dancers so the dancing wasn't as good.

Some posted reviews below describe the decor pretty correctly. There was stage dancing on a small stage by the entrance and on the big stage at...

Stopped by on Wednesday afternoon at about 3:30. $5 at the door and the place was pretty empty. I don't remember the place being so dark. It was really hard to see. After the 3rd girl was on stage I finally notice that they get completely...

Had been there on a friday evening for a party with some friends. Less girls as compared to other nights on this day. A lot of 'wanna dance ?' and 'Are you ready for your dance?'

My friend got a dance from 3 girls at the same time while I talked...

Always a ton of girls in this huge space. Recent changes to the laws have made contact a little more variable, and some dancers will wear that annoying nipple tape. Overall, the majority of the girls are in the 7-8 range with a couple 6's and a couple...