Christies Cabaret Reviews

I had been going to Diamonds in the Flats for a while, but I decided to check out Christie's in March. I was hooked. Fully nude stage dances before midnight, and MUCH better table dances. Two-way contact is fairly common depending on dancer, and with some there weren't many restrictions...

Welcome to the LaLa land of strip clubs, This was the most weird clubs that i had ever been to. The dancers here were quote hot and friendly and the lap dances were very good . The issue arose when my friend tried to pay the bar tab...

This is the only club to visit in Cleveland for sure. With the casino opening up soon, it will remain to be seen, if it has a positive or negative effect on the club.
The inside is right out of Vegas as far as beautiful.
The girls are almost all...

Great club layout. No smoking, always a plus. Great menu, good-looking girls for the most part. This is a good club in a shitty town (Cleveland). Pasties and thongs are back; they keep switching it back and forth from that to nude. Couches and bottle service upstairs, VIP rooms available....

I travel to Cleveland for business. The girl who works for me there is a hot blonde, but no sex ..... Yet.

Anyway I get horny so I visited Christie's on Wednesday night. Safe hood, good parking. Paid my cover and bought a coke. Visited lots of pretty girls,...

I was in town for the Cavs/Bulls game and hit up this spot. First let me start this off by saying the site needs to update the hours of operation. I went on a Friday and this place was open until around 4 am-4:30am. Last call for...

After going to Chritie's I feel like I should go back to every prior review and change it to lower the quality of the club by a point or two. This place is big, clean and decorated as nicely as any club that I've seen - not over the top...

As indicated in my previous reviews of this club, this is my favourite club to hang out. I go here occasionally have a few favourites and every now and then try to add to the favourites list. The other reviews mention the layout of the place. It still remains the...

I travel frequently to Cleveland for business. After hearing from a couple cab drivers that Christies was the place to go in Cleveland, I decided to give it a shot. I went on a wednesday afternoon when I had some time to kill before an evening dinner with...

Went to Christies for the first time tonight. A buddy and I caught the shuttle to the club and the driver gave us free passes to get in. Definitely the way to go, no need to pay cover if you do this. If you do not get a pass the...

My favorite club in downtown Cleveland. Stopped in on a Wednesday night after midnight after a Cavs game. They still had free admission with a game stub. Some of my ATF's were there so I had a great time. Did notice a number of new girls...

I went in last night around 10pm. It was fairly busy, and there were plenty of girls on shift. There was no parking charge (but there usually is other days). Cover was $8. This was my first time at this club, and I found it to be really nice, clean,...

This used to be my favourite club to hang out at but recently things are changing a bit for the worse. They have removed the couches by the walls and moved them upstairs so they can charge more money for couch dances. I asked a dancer about it and she...

Went to Christie's on the Fri after thanksgiving. Crowd was still small around 10pm. Parking was 5$ for Christies, 6$ next door at Shooters/Improv. Cover charge 8$. The facilities were extremely nice starting from the entry way into the main stage and sitting room. Although the place was nice and...

Went to the club on a Thursday night for a visit. There was a $8 cover at the door, drinks were normal price for a club. There was a wide selection of girls, lots of ethnicities, and a wide range of looks, from 6's to 9's. The club was not...

Hard to find a good strip bar to hang out at in Cleveland...not sure why that is...compared to Detroit or Windsor, the contrast is quite large...There are some places in Akron that you can get some mileage, but I am not too into really dungy, crack whore type of girls...

Physical Club: This is the nicest club in Ohio. The downside though is that they charge for parking during peak hours ($5 charge). Also the place is pretty dark inside so they could use a better lighting system. They have an upstairs area but they don't...

This review is from a trip in mid July. I was in Cleveland for a big meeting so I made sure I had plenty of cushion before the flight back. So, when done with work and with plenty of time to kill, I headed over to Christie's at...

Stopped here for the first time in years. The club itself is really nice. Restrooms are clean and neat. Plenty of seating at bar, tables, or by the stage. I choose to sit at the bar. The bartender was very talkative and nice. For...

I used to be a very regular visitor to Christies, but this was my first return in about 4 months. I was very disappointed to find that they removed the couches that used to line the outside was downstairs. One dancer told me it was because the managment...

Really good looking club, Dancers were very attractive, especially for the cleveland area. Large variety of looks from the girls. The private dances I recieved were great, almost had to change my boxers. The dances were reasonably priced at $10 per dance and the girls seemed to really want to...

Haven't been to this club since winter. I went to the Indian's game and then decided to go to Christies. The parking was $5 and had some construction going on at the gate. Went it, the cover charge was waived as I had same day game tickets. It was about...

This club really delivered. After reading the previous reviews, was not sure about getting any mileage here, but I found the club much to my liking--almost exactly what I was looking for.

Details: $8 cover tonight. 2 dancers on main stage, 1 on smaller side stage. Dancers...

Premier club, with a very classy look. The place is run as a business, and the bouncers do their job of keeping the boys in line and the girls working. The hustle is not overwhelming, but constantly there. The private dances are on public couches, so when I got one,...

Great place. Decent number of dancers for a Tuesday night with some really exceptional talent and the rest average to good. Dancer named Valerie in particular was a 10+ (in my book) one of the hottest I have seen. I would give a higher quality rating but...