Ye Olde Axe Reviews

After a comfortable but fairly boring time at Browns down the road, I decided to return to Ye Olde Axe for some action. Unlike Browns there is a £5 door fee. The room is much more run down but the quality of the girls and the action is much better....

The club had no external signage, so I would have missed it if I didn't have the address from TUSCL. £5 cash only without change at the door. Inside, the club looked like a small pub. There was a bar down one side and a few booths down the other...

My first visit back to my favourite place in London since Covid-19. The girls are still mostly from Eastern Europe. To my surprise some of the girls remembered me despite the long gap. The place is much as always - with the £-in-the-pot system and the most raunchy private dances...

Have reviewed this place before but this was my first visit since the lockdown in the UK was lifted. There is a new bouncer on the door but still £5 entry fee. No change in the interior except for the numerous bottles of hand sanitizer on the bar but...

It was Friday night, about two weeks ago, and after a drink at the Ten Bells pub, i caught an Uber to Ye Olde Axe. The entrance fee was about 20 pounds, i think, and i went inside. The club was pretty busy, although a dancer later told me...

It’s probably the ugliest club in London but still the best.
I popped in the other night as I was passing.
Usual prices £6 for a beer, and usual scruffy seats and sticky floor. This place needs a facelift so badly. Pounced on as soon as through the door but...

There are very few certainties left in the world. Death, taxes, and a mindless and utterly unsubstantiated comment from dessertclub are three of them. The Olde Axe and the girls who work there is the forth.

You simply don't get dances like this elsewhere in the UK. It is more...

I visited Ye Olde Axe last Tuesday afternoon at about 3pm. There was nobody on the door, so I avoided the £5 entrance fee. Inside, the place was almost deserted. There were four dancers and one other customer. Oddly, the music was turned down to the point where it was...

Just when you think that the world has moved on from clubs with a sense of fun, never to return from a bland new world of standoffish tedium with all the excitement of watching a free gift DVD from a copy of FHM magazine, you find a place like this.

It's...

Made a brief return visit to Ye Olde Axe on a Wednesday night as I had some time to kill. Went in around 10pm and stayed for about an hour.
It’s an incredible old building, looks like a pretty unkempt pub inside. Bar prices about average for London (£5/£6 a...

After a long talk with my friends about which club we should choose to end the night, they agreed to follow my advice and listen med to TUSCL. We obviously picked Ye Old Axe because of the great reviews. I am used to the Vegas clubs so I found interesting...

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

My favourite UK venue for private dances. You won't get better anywhere. Unusually today I visited at 20.45 at night instead of my usual afternoons. It's all been said before, but if you like private dances you are wasting your...

The club itself is interesting. It seems like it was decorated in the early 1900s. In some ways this is interesting. It's not a glossy garishly lighted space. In some ways it's gross. It looks like it hasn't been renovated since the mid-1900s.

I was amazed how many women were working...

I attended Ye Olde Axe on a Monday afternoon. The venue is at the top of shoreditch close to Browns - another strip venue. The lighting is a bit dark in the pub and it is relatively clean but the toilets are a bit rough around the edges (however that...

It was my first trip back to the UK in about 2 years so thought I should check out one of my old haunts where in the past Ive had many a good evening. It's a bit of a trek to get to with the nearest tubes being either Old...

I was in London for a week with my brother a few weeks ago. After dinner and cocktails out with a break group I split off from the group and took an Uber car from the Covent Garden area to Ye Olde Axe. I had read some reviews here on...

Only my 3rd ever visit to the Axe and my 2nd review on the establishment.
My first was a full 10 years ago, and rather disappointing.
I didn't review the second visit 4 years ago as it was short, I only encountered one dancer and, while encouraging mileage-wise, I had no way...

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Arrived at about 3.00 on a Thursday afternoon with four mates. Ended up staying until about 8.15. It was my longest stay in Axe (in recent years). Normally I run out of money in two hours or so. The absence...

Pretty quiet , but probably normal for a tuesday afternoon. On my last visit several of the girls asked for £2 in the jug collection instead of £1. Given the stage dances are virtually non stop this means getting through a lot of coins. As has been said before...

Finished work early on a Wednesday and decided to drop in on the axe. No doorman was there and so entry was free. Standard of stage show was poor but then again that is not what the ace is known for. Despite lack of enthusiasum for stage shows girls were...

Went to the Axe after work on Friday, started pretty quiet but got very busy later. The girls are all friendly and talkative, and most are very attractive. Dances £20 with decent levels of touching, very sexy dances from all the girls. It doesn't look like much inside and is...

I went to this place after reading many reviews of this place. It is pretty naughty. No food at all, just booze and women. There is a front room where the women dance from time to time. Even if you are just standing there, when a dancer gets...

Met my friend in 'Browns' and after an hour or so in there we walked down to the nearby Axe. The helpful barman put my bag and coat behind the bar, which saved me either carting them around every time I went to the private dance room, or leaving...

Made my 3rd visit of the month to the Axe and the most expensive. The "private" dances really are the best in London, and range between £20 and £60 depending on the girl and what you are willing to pay. My fave was there, gorgeous Savvi from Romania, and most...

My regular haunt these days. Girls are a rough mix - sometimes very rough. Not too bad on this occasion. Couple of Europeans (guess Russian or Romania) couple of Black girls and unusually a Brit.

Stage show was non-existent until just before I left around 7. Girls get naked...