Reviews

After a comfortable but fairly boring time at Browns down the road, I decided to return to Ye Olde Axe for some action. Unlike Browns there is a £5 door fee. The room is much…

The club had no external signage, so I would have missed it if I didn't have the address from TUSCL. £5 cash only without change at the door. Inside, the club looked like a small…

My first visit back to my favourite place in London since Covid-19. The girls are still mostly from Eastern Europe. To my surprise some of the girls remembered me despite the long gap. The place…

Have reviewed this place before but this was my first visit since the lockdown in the UK was lifted. There is a new bouncer on the door but still £5 entry fee. No change…

It was Friday night, about two weeks ago, and after a drink at the Ten Bells pub, i caught an Uber to Ye Olde Axe. The entrance fee was about 20 pounds, i think,…

It’s probably the ugliest club in London but still the best. I popped in the other night as I was passing. Usual prices £6 for a beer, and usual scruffy seats and sticky floor. This…

There are very few certainties left in the world. Death, taxes, and a mindless and utterly unsubstantiated comment from dessertclub are three of them. The Olde Axe and the girls who work there is the…

I visited Ye Olde Axe last Tuesday afternoon at about 3pm. There was nobody on the door, so I avoided the £5 entrance fee. Inside, the place was almost deserted. There were four dancers and…

Just when you think that the world has moved on from clubs with a sense of fun, never to return from a bland new world of standoffish tedium with all the excitement of watching a…

Made a brief return visit to Ye Olde Axe on a Wednesday night as I had some time to kill. Went in around 10pm and stayed for about an hour. It’s an incredible old building,…

After a long talk with my friends about which club we should choose to end the night, they agreed to follow my advice and listen med to TUSCL. We obviously picked Ye Old Axe because…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. My favourite UK venue for private dances. You won't get better anywhere. Unusually today I visited at 20.45 at night instead of my usual afternoons.…