The Palace Reviews

Altoona, PA. Friday night. Area seemed ok, pretty dark, gravel lot next to the place I parked in. This place is open a few days a week and the hours are 11 to 4. I got there at just about midnight and was the first customer in. $20 cover. ID...

This is the first time I have been to the place since it was transformed from Club Coconuts. Now called The Palace, it is a BYOB type of place and has the late night hours of 11 pm to 4 am. The cover was $20 when I got there at...

It’s been awhile since the last time I visited The Palace. Same entry as prior. Get buzzed in from door around back, $20 cover to get in and it’s BYOB. Waters are a dollar and sodas are two. Had a seat in the upper section to start because I usually...

So I haven’t been here since the new owners took this place over. Came in after midnight, got buzzed in after you paid the $20 admission. You can bring in your own alcohol and they keep it in the cooler for you.
The layout hasn’t changed much, except they removed all...

Well, got some bad news gents. This place is closing. This may be the last weekend, so I made the road trip on a Thursday night to see the place. Entry was the same as usual buzzed me in from the side door. More patrons than normal, which I would...

Haven't been back to Club Coconuts in quite some time. Got there about 10-ish on Saturday night and the parking lot was packed. I expected to see a wild time in the club. Paid the $5 cover charge and got a Corona ($5) and some singles. ...

It’s been a little while since I had been there, skipped a review the last time because nothing new went on. This time got here rather late. Entered through the side entrance, buzzed in from the foyer and paid the $5 cover. Got a domestic bottle for $5 with tip...

Never know that a place like this was located in Altoona. It can be a little difficult to find but just look for the neon pink coconut sign. It's located near some railroad tracks! The parking lot is a decent size with plenty of parking. There isn't any painted lines...

Has been a little while since my last visit, but was in toona town and decided to make a stop. Place hasn’t changed significantly in years. Enter from lot into the foyer to be buzzed in. Id check and a fiver cover. Got a domestic bottle and sat down to...

I wanted to try to find the blonde from my previous visits here. The first lap dance I had with her was exceptional and warranted additional visits. Come in the door with the buzzer as usual. $5 admission and I believe $3 for a domestic bottle. About 6 or so...

Was back in town and thought i’d see if there was any action to be had at this club. Naomi was there (she of the wonderful breasts but meh private dance) and I met Stephanie (a wonderfully tall and fit soccer mom) and Quinn (a cute dark haired dancer with...

Was in Altoona for a meeting and decided to make an evening of it at Coconuts. The club layout has not changed. Still in a fairly save industrial district with not many homes nearby. Parking lot is still kinda sketchy partially paved lot, but I wouldn't expect them to invest...

It's been awhile since I was able to return to this club. I have had some good time in the past with various dancers. This is a YMMV type of place and it is important to get the right girl. I got there at about 10:30 on...

I visited Club Coconuts on a whim while I was in the area on a vacation. It was my first strip club experience. I was nervous as I entered, but quickly became comfortable. The main bar was near the entrance and I headed there first to get a drink and...

Haven’t been here in a few years, made a stop to sitting sanything had changed. Entered the usual way through the side door and paid the cover and purchased a drink. For those who haven’t been there it essentially a big room with a couple different levels the bar is...

The club is in one of the more shady parts of Altoona. The girls there are nice and willing to do a lot for tips. They don't bother you for tips they enjoy being naked on stage though. The girls are definitely good looking not the best looking in town...

We were in town for a college reunion. This place had always been there and we never went in college. So we finally checked it out.

It's a converted house kind of building. Weird layout with two stages. And an outdoor patio with a pole.

Couldn't...

It's been awhile since I was here. Haven't really done much clubbing lately, but I was in Altoona and had a couple hours to spare, so I thought I'd give this place a visit. Same buzzer door as you enter into the bar. Same tropical theme, this time all different...

i love this place. it is the club I would go to if i'm not interested in a long drive adventure because it is only an hour away from where i live. My last job was a 100% travel, so, i tried so many clubs in so many states, but...

Was back in town and stopped in to see what was happening. Got there about 11:00 and there wasn't a lot going on. Stayed until ~2:00 and things picked up a bit. No change in the decor since I was last there and has been reported by others as well....

Went to check it out and it was an unusual but enjoyable visit. When I first arrived I was very pleasantly surprised by how cheap drinks were and how comfortable the atmosphere was. Great prices and great atmosphere but there was a lack of dancers. One girl...

This place is a little difficult to find and isn't in a real nice part of town -- near the train-tracks. Others have adequately and accurately described the physical layout of the club. Bottle beer is $3, cover was $5. The dancing area is a sunken room off of the...

I decided to check out Coconuts partly out of curiosity and partly as a change of pace from other clubs.

Location:

Coconuts is in Altoona, which says a lot right there. The local neighborhood is hard to describe. It seemed like an odd mixture of some industrial stuff and...

Pulled in around 11pm on a Friday night, paid $5 cover, got a corona for $4. Approached by a very nice, but heavily tattooed half head shaven women, not my type at all, but very nice. Watched several dancers on main floor, but tough to approach as there...

I went to Club Coconuts just after 9pm on a Saturday night. The club was just opening. You pay a $5 cover at the door after being buzzed into the building. The entire club has a tropical/island/pirate theme to it. The main room is split into two areas more or...