Good Time at Coconuts

Was in Altoona for a meeting and decided to make an evening of it at Coconuts. The club layout has not changed. Still in a fairly save industrial district with not many homes nearby. Parking lot is still kinda sketchy partially paved lot, but I wouldn't expect them to invest money in paltry things like gravel to fill in potholes. Enter through backdoor ring the buzzer, mandatory ID check and $5 cover. Got a domestic beer $4 plus $1 tip and had a seat down near perverts row.

The entertainment this evening was all young pretty, but also to distracted by their phones to pay me much attention. They mostly do their set, then either hustle back to the dressing room or sit somewhere buried in their phone. Girls of all shapes and sizes were there, all young, all in plenty good enough shape to be working in a club in Altoona, PA (5-8s). I spend some time down on the floor working the talent. This is the club where if you sit down by the stage you get mini-lappers for a buck or two a round, it really is a pretty good deal and a way to scope how liberal the talent is. No one was really giving me a good vibe, which is fairly normal for this place. Then an older (probably 30s), medium built blonde was on stage. It was pretty obvious she had been drinking, she made her rounds and I could tell she was a good time. She made her way over to me and gave me the obligatory mini-lap dance that you get for a couple of ones in this place. She was way grabbier and flirty than all the other girls. This peaked my interest.

I normally only get a single dance from girls here, but I splurged and got the $50 - 4 song dance from her. They set the timer to 14 minutes, which must be the equivalent to 4 songs. We head to the back and after some goofing around trying to get things started we went into the small room in the back. I've had some disappointing dances here lately, so the bar is not set very high.