The Palace
2314 Union Ave. Altoona, PA 16602

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Jaimie2828
Dec 28, 2017, 6:37 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I visited Club Coconuts on a whim while I was in the area on a vacation. It was my first strip club experience. I was nervous as I entered, but quickly became comfortable. The main bar was near the entrance and I headed there first to get a drink and observe the scene. The club was laid out in a way that I was able to comfortably sit at a distance and get into the action whenever I pleased. The atmosphere was beachy, clean, and non threatening.

After I finished my first beer I ordered another and decided to take a seat in the stage area. I was immediately attended to by the woman dancing. Not knowing what the proper etiquette was, I did what the other patrons were doing and held out cash to tip the dancer who was attending to me. I held out the bill and she grabbed it with her boobs. She was very attractive and flipped my switch for sure. After watching a few different dancers perform, I decided to buy a private dance with the first dancer. Dances were purchased from the DJ booth. I think they were running a special that night, something like 4 songs for $50. I purchased that deal and used all four songs with one dancer.

The private dance was fantastic. Unfortunately my point of reference is a bit skewed because this was my first ever lap dance, but I can at least give you the details of what happened. When my number was called, she took me by the hand and led me into the private room. It was a small room the size of a walk in closet. It was just me, the stripper and a chair. There was a small rectangular hole higher up on the wall, with a person on the other side, which seemed to be an understandable safety feature. The stripper removed her top, sat me down and gyrated a bit in front of me. Not long afterwards, she turned around and placed her ass into my crotch and started grinding away. She was very good at grinding in an aggressive but pleasurable way. She had me grab her sides as she basically jacked me off with her ass. She was so good that after a little while I had an orgasm. It was unexpected and kind of embarrassing but she was undeterred and kept going. She turned to face me and straddled me. She rubbed all over me and put her pussy up to my face, bragging about how good it smells. She pulled her thong to the side and gave me a glimpse of the goods to confirm. The whole time, she was saying the most seductive things to ignite my lust. So.. all in all, the pants-jaculation was a bit embarrassing and ended my night, but honestly it was awesome to get off like that.

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