Reviews

Just got back from a trip to sassy's. There were at least two 8-9'a there and a bunch of 6's and 7's. Sure the talent was good but the place was so crowded I could…

This had to be one of the saddest times I have been to s strip club. Maybe it is Portland but I remember having a good time in some of the downtown clubs before. This…

I love going to Sassy's. This club, to me, is Portland. The dancers have a ton of tattoos, mohawks, and just an overall Portland vibe. Every girl is hotter than the last.…

ou know, I end up at a lot of places. Some of them are seedy. Some of them are Sassy. I think you know which one this is. I'm not the world's biggest fan of strip…

Sassy's is a place where young people come to party. On a friday night, it has the vibe of one of the bars around the East Burnside/Morrison area. Lots of cute girls, both dancers and…

Really didn't have too long to spend here as I was meeting someone later that evening... I was in the mood though, and kind of bumped into this place. Expectations weren't high, but I was…

OK - now I think I understand the Oregon "neighborhood bar with naked chicks"... Sassy's is in a decent part of Portland a few blocks south of Lloyd Center. Outside it is a bit divey,…

This is a dayshift report so the usual caveats apply. Overall this is not a bad club, its a bit shop-worn and ready for a good cleaning, but it is a decent size club with…

My all-time favorite strip club in Portland (and probably the world), has done nothing but improve over the last two years since new owners took over. Opened up the 20' ceilings, a new VIP balcony,…

Stopped by Wednesday, June 10th late afternoon. Neighborhood bar with one stage if I remember correctly, which had 8-10 seats around it. Dancers were in the 6-7 range and seemed to be getting…

Dropped by this place with a buddy to shoot pool, but apparently the pool tables have been removed for lottery machines. Stayed and got a bite to eat, which wasn't expensive but the food was…

Easy to find. When I arrived there were three stages and 7 or 8 girls working but the number of girls increased as time went on and a third stage was eventually added by…

Visited around 11:30 PM on a Tuesday. A small club right on the border of the commercial/industrial areas of Morrison Street. I had to walk by a bouncer/doorman to get in. He stamped…

Wound up here for the first time after stops in a few other clubs were unsatisfactory. I was pretty pleased with what we found. No cover, which was nice, and the drinks weren't as overpriced…

I was in Portland this past weekend and it was my first time at Sassy's. First I might say this is a very cool area. Plenty of great places to hang outside the…

Some incredible pole work is done in this club. Most beautiful women I saw in a club on this trip. More of a place to hang out and have beers, not for…

Visited this place on the way home on a sunday afternoon. My first trip out to a stripclub since the cigarette ban took effect. It was extremely nice to be able to be there and…

Sassy's is one of the places you can take out-of-towners to and not feel like you have taken them to a run down tavern. It still has the bar/tavern feel but a little more upscale…

I checked it out on a weeknight and it wasn't very busy. The first time I came here it was on a weekend night and it was PACKED. I liked it better with more people…

Still a great tavern style strip bar for watching hot women get totally naked on small stage while sipping beer, surrounded by mellow blue collar locals. Girls are mostly beautiful and range from the girl…

Visited on Friday April 4th from around 8:00 to 11:00 or so. In my opinion Sassy's gets my vote for the best wiggles in the Portland area, despite the claim of Jiggle's ads.…

Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the place was under construction, and only one of the stages was…

I was here for the first time about a year ago and really enjoyed the quality of the dances in terms of choreography and energy. I was not disappointed this time. I showed…

Stopped in here on a Saturday around 8:30 pm. The place is fairly typical of the Portland strip clubs - a bit run down. I went in (no cover) and sat at the…

Sassy's is a simple dive bar with a couple stages. As with standard strip club flow the days have slightly friendlier girls but they tend not to be the perfect fantasy girls that come out…