OK - now I think I...

OK - now I think I understand the Oregon "neighborhood bar with naked chicks"...

Sassy's is in a decent part of Portland a few blocks south of Lloyd Center. Outside it is a bit divey, but not frightening by any stretch. Entering, you face the third of three stages/poles, with a video poker area to your right, and the main stage bar area to your left (the second stage is forward/left when you enter). Overall feel of Sassy's is a moderately divey neighborhood bar with stripper poles and naked girls. Looking at the bar, you see a good selection of liquors and about 18 micros on draft. I ordered a well gin-n-tonix - it was good; fairly strong; and about average in price at $5.

Dancers - This is really the strong suite of Sassy's. The dancers were mostly pretty hot; I'd put them in the 7-8 range. Unusual for Portland, about 33% were of the non-inked/non-heavily pierced flavor. These girls were strikingly beautiful. The normal Portland inked/pierced girls were pretty as well - some very much so. The girls danced three-song sets; the first clothed; the second topless; the third becoming nude to nude.