Sassy's Bar & Grill Reviews

OK - now I think I understand the Oregon "neighborhood bar with naked chicks"...

Sassy's is in a decent part of Portland a few blocks south of Lloyd Center. Outside it is a bit divey, but not frightening by any stretch. Entering, you face the third of three stages/poles,...

This is a dayshift report so the usual caveats apply. Overall this is not a bad club, its a bit shop-worn and ready for a good cleaning, but it is a decent size club with the usual Oregon lottery machines to round out the usual bar motif. The dancers during...

My all-time favorite strip club in Portland (and probably the world), has done nothing but improve over the last two years since new owners took over. Opened up the 20' ceilings, a new VIP balcony, three stages, a nice new patio with another stage and a pool table... Pretty much...

Stopped by Wednesday, June 10th late afternoon. Neighborhood bar with one stage if I remember correctly, which had 8-10 seats around it. Dancers were in the 6-7 range and seemed to be getting $10-12 per session on stage. (Sit on the left side of the stage -- otherwise...

Dropped by this place with a buddy to shoot pool, but apparently the pool tables have been removed for lottery machines. Stayed and got a bite to eat, which wasn't expensive but the food was only adequate. Dancers weren't so great, a couple better looking ones showed up at 9...

Easy to find. When I arrived there were three stages and 7 or 8 girls working but the number of girls increased as time went on and a third stage was eventually added by 11pm. Entry was free at 9.30pm but I noticed most people were being asked...

Visited around 11:30 PM on a Tuesday.

A small club right on the border of the commercial/industrial areas of Morrison Street. I had to walk by a bouncer/doorman to get in. He stamped my hand-- no cover though. I had already had a couple of beers elsewhere,...

Wound up here for the first time after stops in a few other clubs were unsatisfactory. I was pretty pleased with what we found. No cover, which was nice, and the drinks weren't as overpriced as in most clubs I've been to. Not particularly upscale, but not trashy or sketchy...

I was in Portland this past weekend and it was my first time at Sassy's. First I might say this is a very cool area. Plenty of great places to hang outside the club. Inside, the place reminded me of a local chicago pub with hot naked...

Some incredible pole work is done in this club. Most beautiful women I saw in a club on this trip. More of a place to hang out and have beers, not for the lap dance enthusiasts. Girls are great to chat with and watch work when...

Visited this place on the way home on a sunday afternoon. My first trip out to a stripclub since the cigarette ban took effect. It was extremely nice to be able to be there and not leave reeking of cigarette smoke! There were not a lot of people in the...

Sassy's is one of the places you can take out-of-towners to and not feel like you have taken them to a run down tavern. It still has the bar/tavern feel but a little more upscale than other places in Portland. Portland's strip scene is not "gentleman club" entertainment that visitors...

I checked it out on a weeknight and it wasn't very busy. The first time I came here it was on a weekend night and it was PACKED. I liked it better with more people because the energy was better. Although some places I prefer when they are almost empty....

Still a great tavern style strip bar for watching hot women get totally naked on small stage while sipping beer, surrounded by mellow blue collar locals. Girls are mostly beautiful and range from the girl next door type to the more gothic and alternative looks. Mostly white, once in a...

Visited on Friday April 4th from around 8:00 to 11:00 or so. In my opinion Sassy's gets my vote for the best wiggles in the Portland area, despite the claim of Jiggle's ads. The dancing is fabulously entertaining. On the 4th they had 6 girls doing 3...

Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the place was under construction, and only one of the stages was open... meaning that the dancers were in a horrible mood and there wasn't anywhere to...

I was here for the first time about a year ago and really enjoyed the quality of the dances in terms of choreography and energy. I was not disappointed this time.

I showed up at 7:30 pm on a Friday evening, knowing that the most accomplished performers would...

Stopped in here on a Saturday around 8:30 pm. The place is fairly typical of the Portland strip clubs - a bit run down. I went in (no cover) and sat at the stage. There are two stages but only one was going. The other started...

Sassy's is a simple dive bar with a couple stages. As with standard strip club flow the days have slightly friendlier girls but they tend not to be the perfect fantasy girls that come out at night to raid your wallet at night.

The real reason I like this...

Went here 8/21/07 in the afternoon. It's a nice place with 2 stages and 2 pool tables. When you first walk in you're in the game room, video poker and pool tables. Ahead is the bathroom, to the left is the bar/dance area. I didn't get any dances, but from...

Went in on a recent Saturday afternoon around 5 pm. Three dancers working, with a very small crowd. The dancers had much more of a suicide girl look than I'm used to at this club (extensive tats, piercings, etc.), and the talent level was down from the last...

Late Friday afternoon visit with much better talent than the last time I was here. The atmosphere's pretty much always the same here (a few lighting and other upgrades have been made, but it's still a dive at the end of the day). You do get couples and...

The girls you need to see dance here are Kendall, a beautiful young blonde with a smoking hot body. Another girl you need to see is Emma, not your first choice, but when you get past the tatoos shes got hot little bod and the dances are off the...

Service was excellent, food was cheap and good, and girls were pretty hot. Atmosphere left a little to be desired kind of old building and the interior could use some updating. They played mostly rock music, which is a nice change from the typical R&B rap selections at...

Stopped by on a very hot Saturday afternoon. Only two girls working--fortunately they were both hot with good attitudes. Unfortunately, the club was hot as well (A/C was overmatched if it was working at all, with fans were being used at the stages) and the bottled beer was...