I went here on a thursday...

I went here on a thursday afternoon around 1:00. There are e stages, but only one of them was is use. There's about a half dozen tables in the main area, about 6 to 8 stool at the bar and a video poker area in the back. I sat at the par and ordered a Pabst, which was only $2.00! The staff was attentive, but didn't appear to go the extra mile nor were they very talkative. If you want a club with a friendly staff, I suggest you go to Mary's.

The dancers there were moderately hot. I would say 7's and 8's, which isn't bat for a Portland titty bar early in the afternoon. One was a really hot black girl with a decent body and tit, although I can't remember her name. One of the others was a really hot, tattoed chick who was wearing a cowboy hat and boots...massive titties, the last one was a mediocre looking chick that didn't stand out, hence why I'm finding so little to describe about her. Not only did the dancers not try to hustle me, they didn't pay me any attention at all. While I enjoy not being hustled and just enjoying the view, I do enjoy the occasional chit-chat with a dancer. Basically, I like the girl to at least make an effort, because she can be convincing and get me to part with some of my cash if she's on her game. Alas, this was not the case.

My overall opinion on Sassy's is that I wouldn't go out of my way to make it back here, although if I was with friends and they wanted to come here, I wouldn't protest much.