Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in...

This place is not the greatest strip club. Have not visited many strip clubs so can't compare to too much, but can compare to a few. Walked in to the club on a weekend...

I had a meeting on K Street and decided to give this place a shot during the day. It's very convenient to everything downtown, local hotels, and restaurants for people visiting from out of...

Skip this place unless you are interested in a bite to eat of decent food while 2 women are nearby dancing. The club layout is long and narrow without much of a stage...

Heard about the new VIP rooms, but didn't take anyone up on it. The word I got was that they have converted the third floor to have booth for private dances. Since...

I work in DC, and for nearly 20 years Archibald's has been my "regular" club. DC rules regarding dancer contact are what they are, and we locals deal with it (and dream of...

Stopped by and met up with a buddy who works in DC in the afternoon. Very nice clean club with beautiful dancers. Basically it's the go up tip and look type place but most...

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after first visiting Camelot (which I just reviewed). Wish I'd done it in reverse order. There's not much to differentiate the two clubs except that Archibalds is in...

I hadn't been to Archibalds in about 5 years. Went on a Saturday night with a friend. They used to have both the middle floor and bottom floor open but the bouncer informed me...

Starting off, you should know that any club in DC will pale in comparison in to any club outside of the city. The laws in DC are so restrictive, most of the time...

Went to Archibald few days ago after about 10 years. Not much has changed besides some of the layout. There are poles on the upper level where the sports bar is but...

It's hard to imagine being thoroughly bored in a strip club featuring so many beautiful and sexy dancers. But when you consider the restrictions on strip clubs in DC, it makes perfect sense. First off,...

It's been a couple of years or more since I've been to Archibald's. The renovations are decent but this club is still lacks space. Nevertheless, the girls were pretty sexy. I...

Why do I come to this club?!?! I am here right now and there are definitely a few hotties but this club is strictly no touch!!! I tip the hot chicks on stage but...

When you come to DC, you think, maybe there are some lovely women here. You're right, but there is no contact. This goes for every strip club in DC I've been to. Camelot, Good...

I've been to this place many times back when I lived in the DC area, and it was never anything great. However, last week I was in DC on business, and dropped into...

Went back to this club after three months on a Friday evening. Went in at 8:00PM left at 10:20PM. Less than 10 customers. about 15 dances. Some new faces and saw my favorite again....

Archibalds is a nice-enough place in downtown DC. There is no cover, which is nice. Drinks are as pricey as you'd expect. This night they were running two "stages" at once. The dancers stand...

Came in on Black Friday away from the shoppers and ... Man it was dead. Read reviews before about this place, figure what the hell (and I was bored) First turn off was the...

I work in downtown DC and visit this club about once a week. On the whole, it has a great group of girls. But to fully enjoy their company, you have to...

Archibald's is right in the middle of DC's downtown business district. its best asset is its location. the daytime crowd is men taking a break from the office to catch a peek or two (but...

..and boy can i say it was a let down. I did read the reviews so I kind of was expecting what I experience but like others i thought i can make some fun...

Longtime custmer of this (and other clubs in DC) so I'll steer you straight. Girls are attractive and friendly. If they tell you they're dancing to pay tuition, there's a...

I visited Archibald's last Thursday before going to a concert at the Warner Theater. Had a little time to kill, and thought I'd take in the scenery. Everyone knows the deal in...

This is a tough review bc my complaints about the club are not really about the club - they're about DC and it's rules. I had never been to a club in DC before...