Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

My business dinner in the city ended at a reasonable hour, and I was nursing a nice buzz, so I decided to stop into Archibald's for a drink before heading home to the suburbs. It had probably been about 8 years since I last stopped into Archibald's. It's basically...

I'll go on record by saying I actually really do like the new archbald. They have made it much more of an upscale Vibe and they actually offer lap dances at 3 for a hundred. So on all not bad. But it does get expensive quickly. But of course one...

I stopped in last on a Wednesday in December. When entering I paid the $10 cover to the girl in the vestibule and found a seat in the main bar room which is below ground level. I quickly grabbed an empty table. There is one long bar on the left...

Stopped into Archibalds during a work trip and the cover at the door was the first strike. Inside the facility was nice. Just a long bar but lots of open seating. Two small stages but only one girl at a time. Ordered a beer and watched for a bit. After...

I stopped in a week before the holiday. The cover was $10. Unfortunately, the usual door girl wasn’t there. When I came in I immediately saw a girl I knew and she immediately sat next to me and leaned in close. The bar room is one long room with the...

Stopped in on a rainy Monday afternoon for a beer. I knew that clubs in DC had very strict tules and Archibalds is no exception. There weren’t many dancers working and I didn’t have a tone of time but I grabbed a few drinks and watched the show for a...

I went in around 3pm on a Wednesday. The place was relatively quiet, with four dancers doing a rotation on the main 'stage,' which is just a small platform surrounded by mirrors. 2 of the dancers were AA, one latina, and one white. All were attractive, 7-8s. There were...

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you expect from a k st strip club?

highlights -- the amazingly attractive server cassie and drinks and...

Normally the first floor is open but on this night only the second floor was doing business. This floor is a has been refurbished with nice carpeting and chairs but it set up has some major problems. There are two tiny stages and I mean tiny. There is...

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a dive, but we're talking DC no touch rules, so it was never going to be Vegas.

This...

I was visiting DC for a business trip and decided to hit up Archibald's on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and came with a wristband which allows the customer to enter and exit the premises.

Archibald is divided into multiple floors. The bottom floor, is long and narrow, with...

DC rules are no touching, so I didn’t expect much. Main club is a long bar with two poles going behind it. Girls troll the bar for tips after sets.

Bartenders are pretty hot but don’t dance. Dancers go from 4-8 - lots of tats, no bush, some don’t even...

I stopped in this past week on a Wednesday evening. The club has switched to opening at 4pm. It seems like there is not much point to arriving before 7pm as there are only a few dancers before then. After 7 there is a $10 cover.
There is a gorgeous, busty...

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends. Girls were amazing, mixed, easily will find what you are looking for. Great dances on the stages and girls constantly come by to talk. Pricing is insane, my friend got a dance for 3 songs and it cost him...

Boobs, Beers, and Burger ! My last visit to this club was in 1988, but I remember it as though it were yesterday. Picture this: MD Northern concrete jungle early afternoon, looking for a change of pace. I have an itch to go to DC. Solution: Metro, more specifically...

As you know, DC law does not allow lap dances. So this is one of those clubs who keep on changing their operations to make money.

I had been to this club before, ok time last trip around so I decide to try it again to see if things got any...

The Club
Out drinking with a couple friends and decided to hit up Archibald's since none of us had ever been. $10 cover at the door, which seemed reasonable. I think this is the highest they charge at any time of day. The security guys were actually pretty nice and held...

For clubs in DC, it might be the best. Plenty of room, not crowded, and about 10 women that were ALL good looking with variety of shapes (slim, busty, athletic, curves etc.). But, $300 for a lap dance? Hell no. Context: They only have their main show dances and VIP....

Even though I know from past experience that DC is a lame strip club town I found myself again at Archibalds.

Bartenders are hot. Almost outrageously so.

Dancers too are pretty hot.

The lack of lap dances almost makes it not worth going. But sitting at the bar, buying drinks...

Used to be quite a regular here. Even given DC's rules it was a decent place to hang out with friends, have an over priced drink, and see some attractive naked ladies. On the plus side, the girls are friendly even if a lot of them cling to regulars. The...

I don’t know why I keep coming back to this place but when DC there is nothing else to do! Overall the Club is clean and well run. The cover is only $10 and drink prices are reasonable for stip club (and DC). The dancers are very attractive but there...

So I had some free time on a Wednesday afternoon to once again visit this place. No cover during the day. I don’t know why I do this to myself over and over again. Oh, I know why. I live in DC and this city isn’t great for clubs. It...

First off $10 cover is okay when this club does not make you order a drink. This is the only place that closes at 4am in DC, so this is a spot to relax after a nights out. The dancers are pretty and a good range of ethnicities. The only...

Headed back to Archibald’s the other day just after 5pm. I’ve been here a few times before but this was the latest I’ve stopped by. There were two dancers on the stage, two more at the bar, and three around this group of 4 guys. I found a spot near...

I mean, what else can you expect from a club in DC? I was in town and had been to Camelot before, so I decided to check out Archibalds. I prefer it over Camelot because of the girls. There were 2 or 3 8/9s in my opinion. The set up...