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Playmates Cabaret
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
slow monday at playmates
reviewed by
totototo

8.0

I stopped by playmates last Monday and it was slow inside. There were less than 5 dancers and a few customers came and went for the couple hours I spent there. When I visited a…

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published 5 yrs ago
Follow up visit - Stick to the weekend dayshift
reviewed by
PaleBlueBall

6.0

Took another trip to playmates after a long hiatus, once once on a Wednesday and once on Saturday.

First things first, the club is absolute dive but soo much worse in the summer as there is…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Good times
reviewed by
PaleBlueBall

6.7

Went twice with a week between since it's pretty close to my favorite spot. Located in strip mall with no dedicated parking lot, it can be a little sketchy but not terribly.

No cover charge, 1…

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published 6 yrs ago
Good time this time
reviewed by
Jimboy267

6.3

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for both but 6…

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published 6 yrs ago
Pasties, high mileage
reviewed by
DBrain

4.7

Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about my car.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Would come back
reviewed by
Jp96

7.7

Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy outside to keep…

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published 6 yrs ago
Monday afternoon at Playmates
reviewed by
totototo

5.3

I arrived at playmates around 2 p.m. and it was slow at usual. The same bartender, the same waitress and about 6 dancers and less than 10 customers were in the club at that time.…

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published 6 yrs ago
First Visit
reviewed by
jc5000

7.7

Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50 for a domestic…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Best Little W****house in Houston
reviewed by
fastscrs

9.3

My impression of this being the best extra club in Houston was reaffirmed with a late Saturday afternoon (5:30PM) visit today. As has been noted in many other reviews the place itself is a dump.…

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published 7 yrs ago
It got the job.done
reviewed by
lap101

6.0

I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have found it without…

review
published 7 yrs ago
an afternoon at Michael'sPlaymates
reviewed by
totototo

6.3

I went to visit my favorite dive club on a cold Friday afternoon. There were around 10 girls, all latinas. One or two girls were above average, the rest of the girls were average or…

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published 7 yrs ago
Not bad for a drive-thru visit
reviewed by
Jimboy267

8.3

Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation to work, but…