Playmates Cabaret
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9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Not bad for a drive-thru visit

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Jimboy267
Jan 14, 2018, 12:31 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation to work, but let's face it, if you're stripping for a living, you're probably not motivated to work hard.

I got a few dances with a girl I've been with before. Good mileage. Very friendly, and probably a seven to an 8.

The bar is pretty rundown, bathrooms are borderline disgusting, but they don't pretend to be a high-end club. No cover and girls seem to be in the upper 20s to lower 40s in age.

I don't know how safe the club is. I was there a few years ago, and the cops came running in chasing somebody from off the street. This cat had just come in himself off the streets and tried to have a seat and act like he was just there to enjoin the entertainment. Cops came in about a minute later, threw him out of this chair, and pulled their guns and everything. They eventually just let him go, and he resumed watching the entertainment. This all happened right next to me, so it was a little odd but everybody acted like nothing big happened.

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Not bad for a drive-thru visit