Playmates Cabaret

Despite what Google says, playmates is closed. Rundown part of Bissonnette with a pink building the awning has been ripped down and there are…

I stopped by playmates last Monday and it was slow inside. There were less than 5 dancers and a few customers came and went for the couple hours I spent there. When…

Took another trip to playmates after a long hiatus, once once on a Wednesday and once on Saturday. First things first, the club is absolute dive but soo much worse in the summer…

They sure try there best here. Wait staff is friendly and attentive. I’ve never paid a cover and they don’t hound you about drinks.…

Went twice with a week between since it's pretty close to my favorite spot. Located in strip mall with no dedicated parking lot, it can be a little sketchy but not terribly. No…

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for…

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances…

Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about…

Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy…

Parking is at a strip mall. Free admission, $4 buds, $8 wells. The place itself reeks of a dead animal or bad sewage. The…

I arrived at playmates around 2 p.m. and it was slow at usual. The same bartender, the same waitress and about 6 dancers and less than 10 customers were in the club…

Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50…

To start, no cover, so no reason not to stop by and see if the vibe is right. Some very attractive (and some…

So the last few times here, I had some good experiences. But last time, I struck out. These two girls came up as soon…

So the last few times here, I had some good experiences. But last time, I struck out. These two girls came up as soon…

Stopping here a few times recently. I have had good luck, but I struck out on this night. There were two dancers that were…

My impression of this being the best extra club in Houston was reaffirmed with a late Saturday afternoon (5:30PM) visit today. As has been noted in many other reviews the place itself…

I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have…

I went to visit my favorite dive club on a cold Friday afternoon. There were around 10 girls, all latinas. One or two girls were above average, the rest of the girls…

Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation…

I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded…

The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT…

This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted…

I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them…

I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting…

Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at…

Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check…

I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were…

As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do…

First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to…

I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a…

This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health…

I decided to pay another visit at Playmates to see if they have any new dancers. There was a white girl and a black girl this time. They look better than average,…

I decided to venture at Playmates at night around 8 pm, which I normally don't do. They had more girls than on the day shift, most of then new faces to me…

I stopped by my usual spot last Monday to kill some time. It was slow as usual with about six girls working, and one or two above average. Less than ten customers…

No cover, no parking fee which is great. Its a nice place to just chill and pass time on your way from work or something if you want to just get some…

I visited Playmates yesterday not expecting much, but there were actually more girls than usual for that shift. There were even 2 girls I haven't seen in months, I guess everybody needs…

Dropped by my fave seedy club on a whim a few weeks ago. Playmates is definitely on the lower end of the scale, but is decently priced and usually has a decent…

I stopped by this place after passing it a few times on my way to work. I decided to stop by around 6pm on Saturday, April 25th to get a drink…

Playmates was having a special 2 dances for $20 instead of $20/dance in honor of cinco de mayo, they called it "Latino day". There were more girls than usual, about 12 girls…

Arrived here after leaving the Ritz Cabaret. We arrived at about 1am and there was no cover. I liked that!!! Don't know what the prices on beer was since my buddy was…

Hit submit key too early, here is the complete review Stopped by on the way home from work. As previous reviewers stated, this club is small and needs alot of work inside.…

I have been to this club twice, and I was disappointed twice. No cover, two drinks minimum. The waitress there would only enforce one drink. $6 or so a beer on a…

The staff here is nice but the club itself could use some repairs. In fact, the furniture and everything else could stand to be deep cleaned, use a fresh coat of paint…

Stopped in after not being here in a while. It is still a dive but no cover charge. Small club with an elevated dance area on the side.…

I went to visit this club after a long hiatus from it. There were a lot of girls that day and a lot of new faces, more than usual. I decided to…

Dropped by first Saturday afternoon about 3:30. Place was completely dark due to a power failure in the club. Same thing happened the previous Saturday. Strange, but would offer a good opportunity…

This club is very laid-back and nothing fancy. The atmosphere is chill, and the dancers are more friendly than pushy. The girls still have to wear latex, but do not care as…

Good value only because the pieces are low. Shabby building parking lot feels safe. It more of a neighborhood bar that has a few dancers than a showcase strip club. If…

stopped by the club since I haven't been here in a while. it was about 4 in the afternoon and the club only had 5 girls and few patrons in the…

This place looks a bit shady from the outside. I was reluctant to go in but I wanted to check it out, just out of curiosity. My visit was a weekday during…

This topless club has no cover. The ladies were hot, 8 to 9 in my opinion. Some wore pasties, and some did not. This was the first topless club I visited that…

Best thing about this place is that there is no cover. There is one dancer that is an absolute dime, but the rest of the girls are less than stellar. They have…

I go to playmates often and it has been hit or miss lately. There were 6 dancers on this particular visit. I got a dance from one of the dancers a few…

This is THE place to go for a quick girl fix. Dropped in Saturday night about 9 pm. No cover charge. Waitress asked if I wanted a drink. I said no, I…

I go to that club frequently, mostly daytime shift. The club is dark with one stage for the dancers, tables around the stage, the bar is next to the entry. You…

I had a few hours to kill on a Saturday so I decided to stop by my favorite no cover club. The club was actually relatively busy at 8 p.m. I…

went there with a friend after getting off work late, easy choice as its no cover drink prices are a bit much but doesn't matter since the no cover balances it…

Hit this club last night kinda a slow night the was only three girls working for most of the night so here's the play by play. Walk in to the club checking out…

To show you how available the girls here are....went back to this club to find the hot little dancer I wrote about in the last review. Didn't see her but someone said…

Had a dancer tonight let me pull her g string aside and enter her while she was grinding on me. Almost squirted inside her as she rode me hard for two more…

haven't been back to my fav club in a while. this time I came with a couple of friends who were curious about my adventures. sat down and saw a…

So I went to see if the girls in my favorite no cover club and was immediately met with a security guard and a scanner sweep. Then I walked in to a…

stopped by my fav club after not coming for a long time. it was pretty dead for a Tuesday. waitress told me it has been like this since the school…

After driving past this place for the last year or so my wife and I decided to drop in and check it out. It was free cover, so you can't beat that.…

I was encouraged to check this club out by a few reviews. This was my first trip. Still trying to determine whether I will go back. Club is not…

Went to club after reading the other reviews. No cover, $1.75 draw in 8 oz cup, bottle beers were 5.25. The club is modest in size, no VIP area, one…

stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. i love coming to this club because i know a few of the dancers. it was a hot day also so i decided to…

My favorite den of sin. Basically a large open room with the stage in the middle surrounded by tables and couches around the walls. The area to the left of the stage…

Nice little club. No cover but a two drink minimum. Not the best looking dancers around. Mostly chubby hispanic dancers but there are a few diamonds in the rough.…

i love coming to this club. if your not into hispanic dancers then this place isnt for you. the club is in a strip center and when you walk in…

This was a pleasant surprise. At first glance the hole in the wall located in a cheesy strip mall looks like any other used-to-be-nice type of place. After walking in without paying…

Went into this strip club there was no cover charge which amazed me and found it to be a great thing, found some awesome real women, a variety of beautiful women. Majority…

This is one of my favorite clubs to visit precisely because it is rather shabby, somewhat run down and gives one the "alley cat on the prowl" feeling. It's big attraction is…

My curiosity got the better of me when I chose to check this place out after seeing the sign outside that read "No Cover". I was not surprised that it was just…

Came to playmates on a friday afternoon. Definately a great club in the day time. No cover. Beers are about 4 dollars. It's mainly a Hispanic club but there's a good mix…

Last minute decision and decided to stop by Playmates. This club is in a run down strip mall and feels kind of suspect on the outside. I went on a…

A male friend and i visited this club lastnight around 1 am. There was no cover charge which was surprising for a Saturday night, but we were not complaining. As soon as…

My husband and I visited. My husband was carded, I was not. No cover charge. The drinks were pricey and tasted watered down. We sat over near the dj? Booth. The seats…

I was in Sugar Land one Saturday for work and decided to stop at Playmates on the way back North. I have been to several other strip clubs in Houston, so…

if you dont wanna pay a cover and dont have that much money then i recommend playmates which is in a run down shopping center. When you walk in you can see…

Decide to stop into club for an early lunch. was in the area and had not been back to club for at least three years. Nothing really has changed decor is the…

I go to that club frequently, mostly daytime shift. The club is dark with one stage for the dancers, tables around the stage, the bar is next to the entry. You can…

I get treated well here. Never had any problems. Even if I don't go back for like 6 months, dancers remember me. Bartender does a hell of a job.…

I was looking for the High Rollers club on Bissonett and found this club instead, so I checked it out. I walked in a and the security guy let me in…

I visited the club for the first time two weeks ago while in Houston on business. First, the dancers will be all over you. A dancer set on my lap,…

Three trips this week. Sunday: 2's or 3's everywhere. Mostly hispanic and heavy. 1 beer and out for me. Tuesday: Great time with Sadie (who is moving to Ricks north) and Nicole (who is…

Well, it looks like I may have rolled the dice one too many times at Playmates. After several enjoyable evenings there, I finally had a clunker. After a short visit and a…