Playmates Cabaret Reviews

I stopped by playmates last Monday and it was slow inside. There were less than 5 dancers and a few customers came and went for the couple hours I spent there. When I visited a month ago on a Monday, it was the opposite there were more than 10 girls...

Took another trip to playmates after a long hiatus, once once on a Wednesday and once on Saturday.

First things first, the club is absolute dive but soo much worse in the summer as there is no air conditioning - so be warned it can be muggy. The girls will usually...

Went twice with a week between since it's pretty close to my favorite spot. Located in strip mall with no dedicated parking lot, it can be a little sketchy but not terribly.

No cover charge, 1 bartender, 1 waitress, 1 manager and about 3 customers. No one was dancing on the...

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for both but 6 dances from 1 girl or 3 dances from 2, is all the same. In fact,...

Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about my car. The club itself looked rundown (inside too). There were friendly dancers outside the door smoking,...

Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy outside to keep a watch on your car you can’t tip him whatever you want and he will...

I arrived at playmates around 2 p.m. and it was slow at usual. The same bartender, the same waitress and about 6 dancers and less than 10 customers were in the club at that time. I took a seat, ordered a drink and watched girls go on stage for 2...

Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50 for a domestic beer. I went to watch the Astros in an ALCS game. Place is relatively compact....

My impression of this being the best extra club in Houston was reaffirmed with a late Saturday afternoon (5:30PM) visit today. As has been noted in many other reviews the place itself is a dump. Old, rundown (be sure to use a restroom BEFORE going into the club. You don't...

I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have found it without my GPS.

So I had to valet my car which I dont care for...but...

I went to visit my favorite dive club on a cold Friday afternoon. There were around 10 girls, all latinas. One or two girls were above average, the rest of the girls were average or less than average. I ordered a $4 dollar water bottle and watched girls take turn...

Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation to work, but let's face it, if you're stripping for a living, you're probably not motivated to work...

I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded areas for private dances,also only has 1 stage.
The women are 90% hispanic,mostly 7s are lower. But you will...

The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the bathroom here. Piss all over the floor, one urinal missing, the other won't flush, and there's...

This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover, but she asked me if I wanted a dance right away. I said yes. It's a...

I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them were average looking, 3 of them were above average. There was 1 white girl and the rest were...

I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting on stage and customers started to come in. The dancers were older and not good looking, only 2...

Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door. Yes, you read that correctly! She literally blocked me from entering the club & said "can...

Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check of the locale is not going to break the bank. I noted that the couches seem to have...

I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were all Latinas and looked average in looks. The dancers take turn dancing on the only stage situated in...

As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do i got water bcoz I don't drink alcohol and the price of a small water bottle is $3.75....

First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point that many are lacking cushions and the fabric has been torn off exposing brads in places....

I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As expected there were not many customers there but there was no cover so I stayed. Place...

This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health inspection. No private VIP area, just couches along the wall which are so dirty the dancers put towels...

I decided to pay another visit at Playmates to see if they have any new dancers. There was a white girl and a black girl this time. They look better than average, and the rest were Latinas. Overall, there were more girls than usual for a Monday afternoon and more...