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Playmates Cabaret
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Playmates Cabaret Reviews

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  • review
    5 years ago
    slow monday at playmates
    I stopped by playmates last Monday and it was slow inside. There were less than 5 dancers and a few customers came and went for the couple hours I spent there. When I visited...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Follow up visit - Stick to the weekend dayshift
    Took another trip to playmates after a long hiatus, once once on a Wednesday and once on Saturday. First things first, the club is absolute dive but soo much worse in the summer as there...
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    5 years ago

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    aussiehinz
  • review
    6 years ago
    Good times
    Went twice with a week between since it's pretty close to my favorite spot. Located in strip mall with no dedicated parking lot, it can be a little sketchy but not terribly. No cover charge,...
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    6 years ago

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    best2come
  • review
    6 years ago
    Good time this time
    I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for both but...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Pasties, high mileage
    Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about my car....
    DBrain
    Texas
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    6 years ago

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    MrEddyG
  • review
    6 years ago
    Would come back
    Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy outside to...
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    6 years ago

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    fastscrs
  • review
    6 years ago
    Monday afternoon at Playmates
    I arrived at playmates around 2 p.m. and it was slow at usual. The same bartender, the same waitress and about 6 dancers and less than 10 customers were in the club at that...
  • review
    6 years ago
    First Visit
    Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50 for a...
    jc5000
    Texas
  • review
    6 years ago
    Best Little W****house in Houston
    My impression of this being the best extra club in Houston was reaffirmed with a late Saturday afternoon (5:30PM) visit today. As has been noted in many other reviews the place itself is a...
    fastscrs
    Virginia
  • review
    6 years ago
    It got the job.done
    I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have found it...
    lap101
    Texas
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    6 years ago

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    fastscrs
  • review
    7 years ago
    an afternoon at Michael'sPlaymates
    I went to visit my favorite dive club on a cold Friday afternoon. There were around 10 girls, all latinas. One or two girls were above average, the rest of the girls were average...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Not bad for a drive-thru visit
    Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation to work,...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Hit or Miss
    I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded areas for...
  • review
    7 years ago
    A real hole in the wall. Great price though.
    The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the...
    Chaz6422
    Somewhere between her legs
  • review
    7 years ago
    Fun time with hispanic girls
    This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    another visit at Playmates
    I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them were average...
  • review
    8 years ago
    a visit at Playmates
    I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting on stage...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Well...I'll just say this! The woman...
    Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door....
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
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    8 years ago

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    rogertex
  • review
    8 years ago
    If you want some cheap action ... .
    Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check of the...
    ratheane
    Louisiana
  • review
    8 years ago
    an afternoon at Playmates
    I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were all Latinas...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Not impressive
    As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do i got...
    rocky
    Illinois
  • review
    8 years ago
    Dive bar fun
    First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point...
  • review
    8 years ago
    On a Sunday?
    I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As...
  • review
    8 years ago
    My Favorite Dive
    This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health inspection. No...
    fastscrs
    Virginia
  • review
    8 years ago
    An afternoon at Playmates
    I decided to pay another visit at Playmates to see if they have any new dancers. There was a white girl and a black girl this time. They look better than average, and the...
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