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Playmates Cabaret
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Hit or Miss
reviewed by
CuriousK713

6.0

I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded areas for private…

review
published 7 yrs ago
A real hole in the wall. Great price though.
reviewed by
Chaz6422

7.0

The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the bathroom…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Fun time with hispanic girls
reviewed by
cronocloud

6.7

This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover, but…

review
published 8 yrs ago
another visit at Playmates
reviewed by
totototo

5.0

I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them were average looking,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
a visit at Playmates
reviewed by
totototo

4.0

I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting on stage and…

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published 8 yrs ago
Well...I'll just say this! The woman...
reviewed by
tuscl

4.0

Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door. Yes,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
If you want some cheap action ... .
reviewed by
ratheane

6.3

Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check of the locale…

review
published 8 yrs ago
an afternoon at Playmates
reviewed by
totototo

5.0

I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were all Latinas and…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not impressive
reviewed by
rocky

5.7

As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do i got water…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Dive bar fun
reviewed by
Hard2handle77

4.3

First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point that…

review
published 9 yrs ago
On a Sunday?
reviewed by
B_don

7.3

I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As expected…

review
published 9 yrs ago
My Favorite Dive
reviewed by
fastscrs

5.0

This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health inspection. No private…