Reviews

I stopped by playmates last Monday and it was slow inside. There were less than 5 dancers and a few customers came and went for the couple hours I spent there. When I visited a…

Took another trip to playmates after a long hiatus, once once on a Wednesday and once on Saturday. First things first, the club is absolute dive but soo much worse in the summer as there is…

Went twice with a week between since it's pretty close to my favorite spot. Located in strip mall with no dedicated parking lot, it can be a little sketchy but not terribly. No cover charge, 1…

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for both but 6…

Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about my car.…

Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy outside to keep…

I arrived at playmates around 2 p.m. and it was slow at usual. The same bartender, the same waitress and about 6 dancers and less than 10 customers were in the club at that time.…

Club sits in a strip center right along the Southwest Freeway. Parking appears to be plentiful at night. No cover charge, which is nice. Drink prices are what you would expect: $6.50 for a domestic…

My impression of this being the best extra club in Houston was reaffirmed with a late Saturday afternoon (5:30PM) visit today. As has been noted in many other reviews the place itself is a dump.…

I just moved to Houston and I wanted to check out a stripclub close to my hotel, playmates was about 12 miles away. Being new to Houston I would not have found it without…

I went to visit my favorite dive club on a cold Friday afternoon. There were around 10 girls, all latinas. One or two girls were above average, the rest of the girls were average or…

Not bad for the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday. Granted, it was the day before New Year's, but decent activity. Dancers are pretty friendly, a lot of them lack motivation to work, but…

I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded areas for private…

The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the bathroom…

This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover, but…

I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them were average looking,…

I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting on stage and…

Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door. Yes,…

Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check of the locale…

I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were all Latinas and…

As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do i got water…

First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point that…

I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As expected…

This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health inspection. No private…

I decided to pay another visit at Playmates to see if they have any new dancers. There was a white girl and a black girl this time. They look better than average, and the rest…