Camelot Reviews

I go here in the afternoon when work allows. No cover, food menu looks good (saw someone getting takeout the other day), drinks are not a bargain, but ok. No cover. ...

This place was a great spot to hit on a trip to DC. It has typical DC prices ($15 for a mixed drink) and a cover charge (can't recall that price). The girls are...

I've visited this club several times and have always enjoyed myself. First, there is never a cover charge. If you pay with a card there is a two drink minimum and drinks run at...

Was there with a couple of friends and nothing has change I won't bother you with the details of the club as it has been done before. This review is about the dancers, waitress...

OF course this has been said before, but I'll say it again: going to the clubs in DC is no way to end up with any sort of happy ending. That being said, I've...

Visited while traveling through DC. I actually wasn't lookin g for this place in particular, but happened to walk by it, and decided to go in for a couple of drinks. ...

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years...

Doc clubs have strict rules.. Go figure considering you are in politician central. There are no lap dances allowed. That is the bad news. The good news is that Camelot is in a very...

More and more I am getting to the point where this club is not worth it. The main reason is the music. In the evenings all they play is hard core rap....

...and a waitress -- "Kate," who is every bit as hot. If you want to have a great night in the nation's capitol, and don't mind the "no lap dance" rules and other...

As numerous other reviews have noted, no lap dances here or anywhere else in DC. I mention this up front because this is one of those places where you'll enjoy it more if you...

Buddy was in town and wanted to see some boobies. Strip clubs are awful in the DMV, so I took him to Camelot. There are no lap dances but they have the best eye...

Came here years ago, and happened to have a few friends in town when we were walking right by here last weekend. Not much has changed over time, but maybe that's because we...

Stopped by after work around 6:30pm. The door man opened the door to the downstairs and radioed ahead. By the time I got through the next door I was met by another well dressed...

Be advised, they don't do lap dances in DC. The club is in a nice part of town near the Faragut North Metro stop. Camelot is very clean and shiny on the inside unlike...

Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching nude dancing...

I used to dislike this club because the service was so bad, the floor managers were pushy, and the superior Mpire club is right down the street. But then I discovered the day shift...

Went to Camelot tonight (Sunday) during football season with the intention of getting a few drinks and watching the game and girls. Girls ranged from 4-8, evenly distributed. There are no lap...

My wife and I visited Camelot the other night. This was our first time ever visiting a strip club. I am very glad we decided on Camelot, because it seems to be "classier" than...

I was in the M Street neighborhood and stopped by on a weekday afternoon around 3 pm. Place was pretty dead -- only 4-6 customers in the place during my two hour stay....

This is a very nice club IF you are okay with no lap dances. Since DC doesnt allow lap dances, they have no option. There is not cost to enter, which is...

This was my first time here at Camelots. I felt good and wanted to show my friend a good evening. Camelot ended up being right by a bar we were at which was lacking...

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here....

This club is on my way home after a BBQ party at point lookout state park. I went to Archibald's first. The review for Archibald's will be posted later. It is only several blocks...

I was in the District for other reasons, and I decided to check out a few clubs while in town (despite the well reported restrictions). DC clubs are a good example of why...