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7 years ago
Please say it with me... NO LAP DANCES in D.C.!
I was in the club last week when a group of guys pulled up at the table next to me and after getting a round of beers and watching one of the girls dance,...
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best101
MondoGoGo
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7 years ago
not bad for DC
So any strip club in DC has low expectations for me. Same goes for camelot. Dont get me wrong, the place is nice, cozy (almost small) and has some pretty dancers. But remember to...
dcoder0805
Virginia
review
7 years ago
it was ok...
Over the years, I have dined at countless restaurants and bars and this particular incident was by far the worst customer service encounter I've ever had. I've never been treated so poorly and unfairly. On...
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nychuck2000
Wardromon
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7 years ago
Go with the right expectations
This club can be a lot of fun if you go in with the right expectations. There are no lap dances so your money can last awhile. I usually bring 100 one dollar bills...
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Cheo_D
ouige
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7 years ago
Drive to Baltimore, MD or College Park, MD
To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe"...
victorsmitham
Maryland
review
7 years ago
A wholesome good time
I use the word wholesome because with the DC laws (no lap dances!) it actually did feel almost wholesome. The deal is no lap dances, so it’s a good place to go with friends...
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blockbird
CouchMan2011
review
7 years ago
The Camelot Point System
Since DC clubs can't offer lap dances, one of the few ways they make money is selling overpriced drinks. I've heard from a few dancers at this club that the evening shift has...
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Roadworrier
NavelObserver
Maryland
review
7 years ago
Eh...
It’s an nice club albeit on the small side. It is located inside of a really narrow building. The stage is about a foot off the ground and is really small about 4’x4’. When...
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MrEddyG
Rrt
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
Kill time at Camelot
I visited here once I arrived too early to Dupont for a happy hour. I had nearly two hours to spare so I entered Camelot. The bouncer met me at the door and had...
bjtomm
Texas
review
7 years ago
Good for DC (But DC Strip Clubs Stink)
So if you are in DC and want to see naked chicks, go to camelot. However, DC is a weird place for strip clubs, because there are zero lapdances or private rooms. ...
jack963852
Florida
review
7 years ago
Still OK but could be better
I have been going here for few times. The club is well run. It is safe and the girlds are probably the best in around the DC Clubs. The club is basically a mutifloor brick...
Timetraveler07
Virginia
review
7 years ago
Same old Camelot
I was out bar hopping with a friend on a Tuesday night. Our last stop happened to be right around the corner from Camelot. Coincidence or excellent planning? So of course we had to...
roccoballs
Anyway the wind blows...
review
7 years ago
Mostly hot girls, all nude, but man, DC clubs...
Just a big confirmation of most review here, DC is no touch, no lap dance. That was a big surprise to me on my first ever trip to a DC club. Now,...
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hump_my_leg_12346
thisishowwedoit
New York
review
7 years ago
Camelot
So like all D.C. Clubs, there are no private dances of any kind. The set up is a thin area with tables and small a bar in the back. Some dances will come around...
Playademan
New York
review
7 years ago
Reaquanted with Amanda
Moved to Camelot after a less than successful venture to MPire down the street. Camelot has about 7 girls rotating in the afternoon on a central stage in the downstairs floor of a 2...
Boone
Kagawa
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7 years ago
Friday day shift
Came in here in D.C. For a few hours. For a Friday in at around 2pm, there was a good variety. About 5 girls rotating doing a few songs each. Fully nude, not afraid...
Paleman3
California
review
7 years ago
Camelot Dayshift: a Re-appraisal
I have worked in Washington, DC for the past 25 years, and while I'm fortunate to travel enough to visit clubs in destinations without DC's stupid regulations, I also hang out a the local...
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bdchm
osogrande
Maryland
review
7 years ago
Still beautiful, nude dancers but the club seems to be losing its appeal and customers
Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have...
DollarRalph
Florida
review
7 years ago
My first review!
I had a few $11 beers. No cover. Everybody was friendly/helpful. Gorgeous naked girl on stage when I walked in. The place looks fancy (linen tablecloths). There's no way...
Makinitdrizzle
Massachusetts
review
7 years ago
Can not say enough good things
Camelot is by far the best gentleman's club in DC! The exceptional staff make Camelot by far the friendliest and most customer service oriented nightclub in the city. They also have the best looking...
Comments: 5
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TheOldMan
TheOldMan
review
7 years ago
First DC SC experience
I read the reviews, and should have known what to expect from DC strip clubs, but nevertheless, I wanted to "see" for myself. Actually, "see" shouldn't be in quotes, since that's really about all...
pedrome30
New Jersey
review
7 years ago
Lame D.C. Experience
I know that most D.C. Clubs are no touch, non-physical experiences. I was hoping for something different but alas I was disappointed. I arrive around noon. The club was basically a long hallway with...
levon3
South Carolina
review
7 years ago
review
Never been to a no cover charge strip club in DC. Loved the experience both times I went. I just went Monday night for my birthday on Halloween... It wasn't packed. Got a free...
limebear888
review
7 years ago
Solid club, you won't find better in DC. Beautiful dancers, laid back, safe club.
Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no ...
DollarRalph
Florida
review
7 years ago
Not impressed
I've been here several times and mostly had a great time, however last night as well as another time I was not allowed in because I had been "drinking to much". Yes, I had...
souls
Maryland