Reviews

Went on an adventure to this place after hitting up Stans (best chicken wings around). Entry fee was two drinks per person or for my group to buy a bottle which they said was cheaper.…

Let's start with some context. I bring and pay with cash only and will never go beyond what I brought. I was bringing cash based on the prices I am used to but boooy was…

After a visit to Good Guys and being told that they sold dances now (did not partake as I felt those were overly expensive with the cheapest being 2 due $100), I decided to check…

Saturday, no cover as always. Walking up to the club, the doorman checked my ID and opened the door. Friendly and professional. The club itself is somewhat dim, a long narrow seating area with one…

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok. I…

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come in…

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the women…

Came here several months ago on a weeknight during a work trip. Hit up mpire earlier in the evening and then came next door to Camelot. Feels like a bit of a dive bar restaurant…

Camelot is a small joint. It has maybe twenty seats all facing the small stage, with a bar in the back. When I went, dancers were mostly white girls, a good looking sort. Dancers are…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL…

Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked up a short…

Even though Camelot has started offering private dances, they have also started an insidious practice of blatant price gouging on dancer drinks. I’ve heard from dancers that management cracks down on them hard if…