The Clubhouse

Dancers: None of the dancers were particularity attractive, and the one that I was sort of interested in ignored me, which meant I didn't get any dancer. Of course, I went…

After walking from Jaguars, I walked over to this club. I was impressed. I came OU/Texas weekend and this club was prepared. A few of the girls were dressed…

I hadn't been to the Clubhouse in a long time and decided to stop in and see some old friends. Like a lot of clubs, there's always a big turnover and…

Went on a Friday evening. Valet is mandatory. The valets always say the same thing "10 is good, 20 is better. Take care of me and I'll take care of you".…

Arived at the Clubhouse about 5pm and had to pay $5 to park my car and $10 to get in. The place looked kinda empty with only about 10 customers and…

I like this club. As usual, I have the valet park my car. They always do a good job for me. When I went the cover was only $10. I guess…

This is my favorite strip club in dallas, the girls look good, there are a lot of them, they play rock music, the dress code is kinda sticked compared to other places,…

Building - A pretty nice building with two stories. One main stage plus one really long and skinny stage with about five dancers on it at all times. In a break…

I used to work here and loved it. There were lots of girls and they were all beautiful. The management doesnt let any girl willing to get naked work there, so it's…

Ouch, what a dissapointment! I loved the Clubhouse on previous visits (last time over a year ago) but this time it was a bust. I dropped in on a weekday…

i love this place. I live in arkansas and me and my friends decided to go to dallas to see cowboys stadium and check out a club or 2 or 3 and…

boyfriend and i went for a friend's birthday. sunday is 10/10, so cover and lapdances are each 10 bucks. full nude, so be prepared to make up for the BYOB with $1.50…

I'm not sure if we went on a bad night, but this place was pretty bad. There were a few good looking girls, but most were out of shape & couldn't dance.…

Wow! Valet Parking! When I arrived at this club after midnight on Wed night, I pulled up and realized that the only way you could park in the lot is if…

I used to work here, and really had alot of fun. I've been up there with friends a couple of times, and we had fun, but not the same without the normal…

I got to the club very early on this day. That great part about this club is the free drinks and free cover until 4PM. There were only 3-4 dancers when I…

Wow, surprised to see that I left the last review of this club. Made a return visit to see my friend Monica yesterday afternoon after a couple of month's absence due…

I followed Wendy to this club from The Fare Room. It is definitely a step up from that club, which is in fast decline. Wendy is delightful, if you give…

I've been going to this club on and off for several years and it's not a nude club any more. It's changed and the girls now have the option on whether…

This is not a nude club as it claimed. The dancers on the stage are topless only. The Club charges very expensive door fee at $35.00 and parking of $10.00.…

Went to Clubhouse last night. As always the Valet's took good care of me. This place is really hit or miss. Went in about 9pm and there were about 20 girls…

Cruising around the big D in February and decided to give this place a try after almost 2 years absence. It was a Wednesday around 2:00 pm. Selection of chicks…

This place can be hit or miss....went in on a Thursday night (early - 8:30) and it was pretty dead....bounced back at 11:45 and the place was hopping. Can be a bit…

ok seriuosly,,, you've got to be kidding me..this place was crap.there were a million freaking girls just standing around on the stages literally just waiting for you to give them money.about 80%…

This is one of my more favorite places to go. It's a fully nude club, so with Dallas law, that means no alcohol is sold in the club. It is…

This club is full nude and the ladies are in the range of 4 to 8. Talent varied widely. You have to look past the 4's to see the 8's,…

Went here a couple of times recently. Both good and bad from the last time I was here. The quality of women has definitely gone down, even though there are…

Visited on a Monday night several weeks back. Kind of slow, but a reasonable number of women. Cover plus parking high, but with BYO the overall value not bad.…

Visited this place about a month ago on a Saturday afternoon since I had a little time to burn. My initial thought were that the $20 cover is a bit steep.…

Dropped by on a recent Saturday night from 7 to 9 or so. When I first walked in, there was only 1 girl on stage and I immediately felt like the…

Went here on a Saturday night with my SO about a week ago. We came in around 11 or so, so the place was pretty packed. We were charged $20…

Went back recently after some time away and had a great time. I usually go late at night so the "party" is generally going full steam before I arrive. The…

i agree with the previous reviewer. I was here about a week ago on slow Monday night and was suprised to pay $5 to park and another $20 to get in.…

For a very non-busy Wed. night, I thought hat $5 to park and $20 to get in was excessive, but I was there so I went in. There were few customers and…

(See my prior review) I was back in Dallas for a couple of days and wanted to know if my last trip to the Clubhouse was just a dream or if it…

I was in Dallas on business and stopped here to see if the reviews of this place were accurate. In a word - YES! It was mid-afternoon so I wasn't…

Went in a Friday night - the place is really packed! The girls range from 4's to 9's but on average they are about 7's. The club is a BYOB &…

went on a monday afternoon you have to valet park and the cover charge was 15.00 all nude club no booze drinks are 5.00. the place was really slow when i…

Thought the girls were above average. One of the better clubs in Dallas. On Thursdays college students get in for $10- the table dances are $20 for everyone. On…

I just got back from The Clubhouse. I got there at 10p and valet parked. $5 gets you parked. More $$ gets you a better spot in the light…

I walked in on a hot Wed afternoon about 1:30, as soon as the inner doors closed behind me I was next to blind. Took a…

This is a very nice club. Not alot of hassle from the managers. A very nice girl is named Cali. She is alot of fun and not like the rest of them.…

Club is alot of fun. Very friendly girls. Most are willing to please. have never seen the Managers interfere with anything going on. Wednesday is bike day. You ride in you get…

I liked this club a lot, a good variety of girls. You can self park instead of valet cheaper. Friendly, not too pushy. BYOB, so if you drink thats gonna save ya.…

Found myself unexpectedly stuck in big D so I dropped in (Fri about MN). 5 to valet plus tip is asked for. 20 to enter. Ver busy. No place…

Fun club. Young crowd, but the energy level was high, and the dances were good. Dallas has slid backwards over the past several years, but this visit made me think…

I've seen ads for the Clubhouse promising free cover during the day, so I decided to take them up on the offer and see what they had to offer. The club…

I visited the Clubhouse on my last trip to Dallas. It was a Wed. night, and the place was packed. Still there were no shortage of gorgeous women. Most…

I visited this club Sunday night (1/15). Bonus, Sunday nights are $10 dance nights! A fin for valet parking, and a fin cover charge. Not too terribly bad. The place…

All nude club that turns into a late night dance club after 2am. I recently visited the club just before it closed. Some very hot women and usually a lot…

This club is great. I only saw about 2-3 girls that I didnt think should be dancing, and one of the girls was so thin that she looked like she was…

On the road again in the big D. It has been awhile. Checked out this club based on the reviews. Seems like good clubs are hard to find in…

Solid place. Went in about 8PM on a Monday.....7-8 girls working and Football on TV. All solid 6-8s. Only concern was LE. Was asked 5-6 times if I…

This place was advertizing in the Observer that they have free cover, food and drinks. I stopped by to check it out. Unfortunately they have no self parking option.…

With so many clubs in Dallas there is alot of variety. This is a good club. Tthe layout is nice you can see just about everything. the girls are pretty. There is…

Pretty good club with an emphasis on heavy metal music. The place is byob, which means that it looks like a senior high school outing late at night- never saw…

I also paid a visit to this place last Sunday afternoon (nothing to do with the other review here from the same day), and it was a fairly good way to spend…

We went on a Ssunday night. Sundays are half price entrance and lap dance nights. So for your money it's usually the better club intown. They Usally have a lot of quality…

I really like this club, there were some beautiful women working when I was there. The music is Heavy Metal for the most part. You will see a lot of Leather, Lace…

The Clubhouse currently has no cover charge until 4 in the afternoon, so I thought I'd check it out...hey the price was right, so why not? The place has to have…

Beautiful clean nice club. Upscale appearance. Free Valet parking. Great talent. Variety in girls, caucasian, hispanic, black, short, tall [nice tall blondes], almost all were nicely slim. Full nudity, and girls don't hustle…

Simply the finest looking women of any club I have been to. Every girl there was totally HOT. Girls dance on one of three stages, with the last dance being…