Ouch, what a dissapointment! I...

Ouch, what a dissapointment! I loved the Clubhouse on previous visits (last time over a year ago) but this time it was a bust. I dropped in on a weekday afternoon, waived at the valet guy and parked myself, showed my ID at the door and walked in without paying a cover (before 4 pm), just as I had done in years past. The place looked the same, the lighting was the same (took several minutes for my eyes to adjust to the VERY low light in the room). Even the waitress was the same (cute). But, gag, whatever happened to the hot dancers??? There were about 8 women on shift and the best of them was no better than a 5. Four of the dancers should NOT - EVER - be seen in public without lots of clothes!! Unfortunately one of the latter stepped off the second stage and plopped herself onto my lap in her g-string. It took a minute to determine which of the rolls of fat were tits.

After managing to get away from the overly friendly cow, I stayed for a little while hoping to see better looking dancers come in. No luck.

I will go back to the Clubhouse, but only because it was once a great place to have fun and I will give it another chance. But I will not return soon!