I just got back from The...

I just got back from The Clubhouse. I got there at 10p and valet parked. $5 gets you parked. More $$ gets you a better spot in the light and seemingly better attention from the valet.

Cover was $20. It was BYOB, but I did not bring any. A coke was $5 when I got there. I did meet some guys at the next table and they gave me a beer. One of them was totally fucked up and got kicked out so his friend gave me his beer. Score for me.

The dancers ranged from 5-9 I guess. I know that is subjective so take it for what it is worth. They had their "Barbies" that knew they were hot and danced like they thought you should pay them for just the privilege of looking at them with their clothes on. Most of the "Barbies" were blond.