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I walked in on a hot Wed afternoon about 1:30, as soon as the inner doors closed behind me I was next to blind. Took a minute to try and see my way around the bar and after a few steps a hand reached out to help me. I could barely see the shape of the girl on the other end of that hand, but it turned out to be one of the dancers doing her bit on the 2nd (barside) stage. She leaned back to show me her kitty but I admitted I still couldn't see well, so she took my hand and guided it straight to her clit so I could feel her new clit piercing! I hadn't been in the club for a full minute yet, this was truly a promising beginning.

The lady kept me stageside with her another minute or so as she finished her set then led me to a table. She said dances in the moderately private lapdance room were $30 and for an additional $35 we could go upstairs where it was very private. But she was clear that "extras" were kinda part of the lapdance price and she was OK with downstairs. We went into the lapdance room and she proceeded to go hot and heavy.

You know the clubs where the excitement is all sizzle and the fantasy is all that's for sale? That's not the Clubhouse. This place has very hot girls (some were only 4s but I also saw several 9s and two 10s). And at least some of these girls are very willing to let you taste the kitty, give you a very hot BBBJ, and even sit on your hard one, all for the price of the dances (OK $30 a dance isn't cheap - but think what that's buying!!!!)

After my first "dances" I stayed in the club for another hour or so spoke with serveral ladies and got the impression my first experience was not a fluke. That doesn't even count that admission was free and mixed drinks were FREE, the only thing I spent money on (including tipping the very beautiful bartender) was ladies. This place is fun, I am going back tomorrow, and I'm going to spend the extra $35 for the privacy upstairs.