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Pirates Cove
7417 NE Sandy Blvd Portland, OR 97213

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
Trick or strip at Pirate's Cove
reviewed by
tuscl

8.7

Went to this strip club the day before halloween 2022. The first thing I noticed is that the building forms a circle around the circular stage. Off to the side of the stage, there is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pirates Cove-Naked Women and Cheap Beer
reviewed by
SCP

8.3

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
pass by during winter march
reviewed by
Wildbill13

5.0

Hi patrons,
i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by.
When i got there there was a way too old dancer on…

review
published 6 yrs ago
This place sucks
reviewed by
knap150

3.3

I walk in to bar and got a beer. then I played a little poker and finished that beer. Got a second beer and sat at the rail to check out the girls. The first…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Halloweekend Pirate's Cove Visit
reviewed by
fcknatdaclub

7.3

I turned 21 recently, and have put aside some money for occasion to check out the strip clubs my city has to offer, it seems we really like our strip clubs here.
Got here around…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Tuesday night
reviewed by
Wildbill13

6.0

Hello patrons,

I went on a whim to try something different. I'm not going to repeat the description of the place since it's been so done many times before.n thre were was only one of guy…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Fun, laidback dive
reviewed by
LunaMJ

8.3

The Cove is hard to miss driving past with its unique building shape and often hilarious signs. Drinks are strong and inexpensive, and the girls I talked to were all friendly. There are many girls…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Saw the big bell
reviewed by
Wildbill13

5.7

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Saw the big bell
reviewed by
Wildbill13

5.7

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Strange vibe. Very trucker.
reviewed by
Smarty1

4.3

I visited here probably around 11 pm. There was one dancer visible on shift. A lot of white dudes (who seemed like locals or trucker passerbys) were at the bar. Strange atmosphere. Very small stage…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Kind of surreal
reviewed by
Jaco2762

8.0

Driving home late on a Thursday night and wanted to stop at a club for a night cap and some nudity.
It was getting around that time when clubs often start turning people away or the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
30/44
reviewed by
GardnyTheElder

5.3

The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight away…