Reviews

Went to this strip club the day before halloween 2022. The first thing I noticed is that the building forms a circle around the circular stage. Off to the side of the stage, there is…

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

Hi patrons, i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by. When i got there there was a way too old dancer on…

I walk in to bar and got a beer. then I played a little poker and finished that beer. Got a second beer and sat at the rail to check out the girls. The first…

I turned 21 recently, and have put aside some money for occasion to check out the strip clubs my city has to offer, it seems we really like our strip clubs here. Got here around…

Hello patrons, I went on a whim to try something different. I'm not going to repeat the description of the place since it's been so done many times before.n thre were was only one of guy…

The Cove is hard to miss driving past with its unique building shape and often hilarious signs. Drinks are strong and inexpensive, and the girls I talked to were all friendly. There are many girls…

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a…

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a…

I visited here probably around 11 pm. There was one dancer visible on shift. A lot of white dudes (who seemed like locals or trucker passerbys) were at the bar. Strange atmosphere. Very small stage…

Driving home late on a Thursday night and wanted to stop at a club for a night cap and some nudity. It was getting around that time when clubs often start turning people away or the…

The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight away…

If you like dive bars, this is a great dive bar. It's the kind of place that hasn't been updated or repaired in years and that's okay. The girls are all the girl-next-door type, for…

I visited here looking for Monroe, who I had a great conversation with and a great dance from when I saw her at the Riverside Corral. Unfortunately, she wasn't there. I'm not going to say…

It had been several years since my last visit, so when I found myself in the neighborhood I couldn't resist stopping in to see what I've been missing. The place hasn't seemed to change…

Love this club gor me and my husband, in fact we love Pirates Cove when we hot married we raced across town to have a few dances and drinks before they closed. Our fav. Was…

I decieded to try out Pirates Cove because it was not far from my airport hotel and it seems to be a small friendly club from the research I've done. When I got there…

This club is not one of the regular places I frequent but I had time to burn in the area and this seemed like the best place considering the other places in the vicinity.…

Needed to kill sometime and have a few drinks so I figured I would give it a try. 4 or 5 girls working and I sat at the stage and enjoyed everyone of them.…

Wish it was my neighborhood bar! Went in around 10:00 pm on a Tuesday to decompress after a 4.5 hour drive. Small club with a distinct dive bar character. Three girls on…

I come to Portland every few months for work and I tend to hit a few of the clubs while I'm here. I like to try out different places each time, so since I was…

This is a small club with a neighborhood bar feel. When you enter the bar area is to the left up one step. There is a small rectangular stage on the entry level…

Among my favorites around, always a friendly bar staff. The dancers tend to be the typical Portland tattooed and pierced look, but I prefer that to the silicon look anytime. The place is small so…

No cover charge, drinks are strong (i swear they put extra alcohol in!) and quite cheap... but with only one stage and daggy pirate decor, it was a little of a disappointment. There are keno/…

Pirates Cove is over on the east side of PDX on Sandy. I'd say it is probably known for its "unique" architecture than it is for the quality of its dancers. I don't mean to…