Pirates Cove Reviews

Went to this strip club the day before halloween 2022. The first thing I noticed is that the building forms a circle around the circular stage. Off to the side of the stage, there is a seating area and bar, where the bar staff is attentive and skilled. Got a...

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a on-the-spot lap dance (yeah, it has no LDA).
It’s early May....

Hi patrons,
i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by.
When i got there there was a way too old dancer on stage. We are talking late 40s and out of shape/ love handles and cellulte in...

I walk in to bar and got a beer. then I played a little poker and finished that beer. Got a second beer and sat at the rail to check out the girls. The first one was old milf woman that did nothing for me. The second girl was cute...

I turned 21 recently, and have put aside some money for occasion to check out the strip clubs my city has to offer, it seems we really like our strip clubs here.
Got here around 10:30, it's a small joint with a bar and a few small tables up top,...

Hello patrons,

I went on a whim to try something different. I'm not going to repeat the description of the place since it's been so done many times before.n thre were was only one of guy at the rack other than me but he soon left once I sat down. Thereis...

The Cove is hard to miss driving past with its unique building shape and often hilarious signs. Drinks are strong and inexpensive, and the girls I talked to were all friendly. There are many girls here with a strong alternative look (tattoos and piercings) and music selection, which is great...

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a bar and ordered a drink. I saw a brunette dancing on stage and...

Ok I was driving by and I saw the big bell which I guess was the strip club. I'm entered in and was met with a lot of red light. I walked up to a bar and ordered a drink. I saw a brunette dancing on stage and...

I visited here probably around 11 pm. There was one dancer visible on shift. A lot of white dudes (who seemed like locals or trucker passerbys) were at the bar. Strange atmosphere. Very small stage with a girl on it that was very meh to say the least. Left without...

Driving home late on a Thursday night and wanted to stop at a club for a night cap and some nudity.
It was getting around that time when clubs often start turning people away or the dancers are just done so I figured I couldn't make it to some of my...

The first time I was at Pirates Cove I noticed the smell as soon as I walked in. We were coming in fresh from another strip club and had to hit the bathroom straight away upon entering, so besides the smell, the first impression I got was the bathroom situation....

If you like dive bars, this is a great dive bar. It's the kind of place that hasn't been updated or repaired in years and that's okay. The girls are all the girl-next-door type, for Portland that is. That means they're usually tattooed and pierced but still friendly and outgoing....

I visited here looking for Monroe, who I had a great conversation with and a great dance from when I saw her at the Riverside Corral. Unfortunately, she wasn't there. I'm not going to say much about the physical layout. It's all been covered before - small, cramped, one stage,...

It had been several years since my last visit, so when I found myself in the neighborhood I couldn't resist stopping in to see what I've been missing. The place hasn't seemed to change a bit, still a small & cramped space with 1 stage and a small L...

Love this club gor me and my husband, in fact we love Pirates Cove when we hot married we raced across town to have a few dances and drinks before they closed. Our fav. Was Colettte but shes no longer there but honestly the best is Sadie she can dance...

I decieded to try out Pirates Cove because it was not far from my airport hotel and it seems to be a small friendly club from the research I've done. When I got there and walked in the door I was slightly taken back by how small it is...

This club is not one of the regular places I frequent but I had time to burn in the area and this seemed like the best place considering the other places in the vicinity. Parking is decent in the back for how small this club is, they also...

Needed to kill sometime and have a few drinks so I figured I would give it a try. 4 or 5 girls working and I sat at the stage and enjoyed everyone of them. Not one set of fake tits in the place when I was there!!! ...

Wish it was my neighborhood bar! Went in around 10:00 pm on a Tuesday to decompress after a 4.5 hour drive. Small club with a distinct dive bar character. Three girls on duty - wouldn't characterize any of them as models, but they each had a nice...

I come to Portland every few months for work and I tend to hit a few of the clubs while I'm here. I like to try out different places each time, so since I was staying in the vicinity, I decided to give Pirates Cove a try. It is a...

This is a small club with a neighborhood bar feel. When you enter the bar area is to the left up one step. There is a small rectangular stage on the entry level with about 12 seats around it. A couple of other tables on the stage...

Among my favorites around, always a friendly bar staff. The dancers tend to be the typical Portland tattooed and pierced look, but I prefer that to the silicon look anytime. The place is small so it gets crowded quick, which is why I go during the day. Dances are done...

No cover charge, drinks are strong (i swear they put extra alcohol in!) and quite cheap... but with only one stage and daggy pirate decor, it was a little of a disappointment. There are keno/ lottery machines which attract most customers away from the girls. The two dancers that were...

Pirates Cove is over on the east side of PDX on Sandy. I'd say it is probably known for its "unique" architecture than it is for the quality of its dancers. I don't mean to demean the place, it is just like many other clubs in Portland: a neighborhood bar...