Kind of surreal

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

I have been taking a break from the clubs for the most part lately but last month I was near shimmers and stopped in for a drink. Not too much going on but…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow. This…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

So I know it's a Monday and I shouldn't expect too much but I have enjoyed other clubs on Mondays. This place is in an odd feeling location, I didn't get a good vibe even…

Went to this strip club the day before halloween 2022. The first thing I noticed is that the building forms a circle around the circular stage. Off to the side of the stage, there is…

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

Hi patrons, i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by. When i got there there was a way too old dancer on…

I walk in to bar and got a beer. then I played a little poker and finished that beer. Got a second beer and sat at the rail to check out the girls. The first…