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7 years ago
Return to Sirens
I am an afternoon regular at Kahoots, but I decided I needed a change of pace and Sirens filled the bill. Unlike most clubs open in the afternoon, there is a cover charge...
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gahannaguy1
Girl_Crazy
Ohio
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7 years ago
Owned the club
From out of town and first time here. Felt like I owned the club since I was literally the only guy there when I arrived shortly after 9pm on a Tuesday. There...
freereviews
Illinois
review
7 years ago
Finally made it
FYI, this review is a bit dated. I went to the club about a week ago, during a weeknight. I'm not sure what all the fanfare over this place is about....
jpshmoney
Ohio
review
7 years ago
Better than expected for sure
Showed up around 12:30am since I was bored after a meeting. $10 cover that late kinda sucks, but I was happy with the talent. Several 8-9s and I believe everyone was above...
sickdog40
Ohio, Indy, FL & Vegas
review
7 years ago
I like this place
I had some time to kill on Friday evening while waiting for a friend. I stopped in Sirens as it was close by. My last visit here was probably around 2012 and...
proginohio
Ohio
review
7 years ago
Cornered and bored
I was back in Columbus for a few days, and decided to try Sirens again after a mixed visit previously. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have. Cover was $10, cashier and bouncer were friendly...
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wellshitman
wellshitman
Washington
review
7 years ago
Good time
I have been to Sirens several time over the years. I got there at about 5:00 Pm on a Tuesday. The cover charge changes up and down, but this night it was...
funguy81
Ohio
review
7 years ago
Hit or miss, even while mostly empty
I wandered into Sirens around 8pm on a weeknight, and I'm guessing it was right around the shift change given a couple of dancers getting in cars and leaving as I got there. Cover...
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wellshitman
wellshitman
Washington
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7 years ago
Need hotter girls and staff to stare less
The club is great and the servers are cute and nice. But the downside is mist of the servers would do better on stage than most of the performers. The bouncers hovered around me,...
Chancelor10
review
8 years ago
Meh
I've never had luck at this club. Went in last Thursday around 1am. The girls on stage didn't know how to dance and were 5's. The couple of attractive girls on the floor were...
Club101
review
8 years ago
Blaze of Glory
Stopped by what looks like a boarded-up Steak-and-Ale on Cleveland Ave. Inside you pay a $7 cover...... at 3:55 in the afternoon? Good news is you get a ticket good for any...
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8 years ago
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Roadworrier
Roadworrier
Lapland
review
8 years ago
First time
So I went to Sirens for the first time after my regular at Centerfold was not there. I'm glad I went. Didn't have to pay a cover because I had a free admission thing....
buckman1981
Columbus
review
8 years ago
A great night
This club has girls for every guy's tastes. From skinny white girls to curvy black girls. When I was there the only annoying thing the dancers did was push me to buy them an...
Henrydean
Ohio
review
8 years ago
Best of breed in Columbus
This place is as good as it gets in Columbus. If you go at night there will be plenty of attractive girls. It's hit or miss during the day, but still as...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
8 years ago
Sunday Night Hustle
I hit up Sirens Sunday night and got hustled a little. There is a mandatory coat check as you walk in and a $10 cover. There is a big tall stage to the right...
yessicagohawk
Ohio
review
8 years ago
one of the hottest dancers ever
showed up on a Friday evening around 5. did 2 dances with the first girl who approached me and it was okay but I think she was new. She didn't move around a lot...
donder
Ohio
review
8 years ago
Decent way to spend a Thursday
Had time to kill on a Thursday night. Have been to Kahoots regularly but never here. 8 or 10 girls were on shift and the place was pretty quiet. Several were just average but...
kandjinoh
review
8 years ago
A nice place
While in town on business for the night I stopped by Sirens after Kahoots turned out to be higher priced than I like. From the outside Sirens is as brightly lit in neon as...
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8 years ago
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donder
whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
review
8 years ago
It's a decent place to go
I have visited Sirens about half a dozen times over the past two months. All my visits were around dinner time (4-8PM). There is a cover charge of $7 to $10. Not sure...
RyanWilliams64
Ohio
review
8 years ago
Sirens
Sirens is located in a nice, well lit, well traveled commercial area, so no safety issues going in. Arrived about 9:30 on a Sunday evening. There the parking lot was almost empty....
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8 years ago
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doctorevil
Evil Lair
review
8 years ago
Good value
I have gone here several times and never left disappointed (like some other places I've been in Columbus). Always have seen a good collection of girls even when I've gone during the day...
TKWrongWolf
Ohio
review
8 years ago
Just OK
I stopped by Sirens Wednesday after work. You pay a cover charge of $7, $8, $9, or $10 (it seems like it changes every time I'm there), and you get an item from...
funguy81
Ohio
review
8 years ago
Hot damn this was rough
Stopped by on the way around 270 from the east side of town and thought what the hell, haven't been here in years. Pulled up and they haven't done anything to the outside since...
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Bubba99
Ohio
review
9 years ago
Super Lap Dance on Super Bowl Sunday
A super LD by a busty AA called Ocean more than salvaged a not-so-super bowl sunday. The club looked promising. I drove by and saw a large sign advertising Super Bowl party - free...
PapaCherrie
Idaho
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9 years ago
Ho-Hum Time
I went to the club in the early afternoon a few days after new years. The club was dead and the door man did not charge a cover, although he did require me to...
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