Sirens
6190 Cleveland Ave Columbus, OH 43231

It's a decent place to go

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RyanWilliams64
Oct 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I have visited Sirens about half a dozen times over the past two months. All my visits were around dinner time (4-8PM).

There is a cover charge of $7 to $10. Not sure what determines it; I have paid both amounts. You can get in free by printing out a pass available on their web site. I did that the first time. But your cover charge gets you a "meal ticket" which is good for one entree worth up to $20. This is a really good value! The entrees are reasonably priced, about like a family restaurant. I got a decent helping of steak (8-10 ounces) and fries for my $7 admission charge! You still pay for the drinks, which cost between $2 and $6 each depending on the time. Their selection of entrees is pretty good. I like to eat dinner and then watch the show. My only complaint is that sometimes service is slow. Once it took over an hour - they claimed there was an issue with the equipment in the kitchen. This was when the place was pretty dead with just a few customers. But usually about 30 or 40 minutes (this is at dinner time when there are still not many people yet), which is reasonable given the entertainment. I have had trouble getting attention initially before while sitting in the main area. If you sit at the bar you will get service right away. After about 6PM they have free popcorn. This is a nice extra. It is a bit salty though - probably designed to get you to consume more drinks.

At 4PM there are only a few dancers - say 3 or 4. By 7PM the number is up to around 10. I would say the dancers are average in looks. None really ugly but no models either. The vast majority are white. I've had dances with most of the dancers available at those times. There is a decent amount of contact. Depends on the dancer, but certainly grinding, necking, etc. and hugging/cuddling if you are interested. You are allowed to touch, kiss, etc. pretty much anyplace above the waist. Most dances are topless, but the nipples themselves have a small covering that looks almost like a bandaid because this is Columbus. The official rate is $30 a song, which I find quite pricey. Almost all the time though there are specials, and you get either 2 or 3 songs for $40. There are specials each hour where you also get free stuff with your dances. When I have been there, you get a Sirens shirt and a porn DVD. The shirts are good quality - obviously not something you are likely to wear out in public most of the time though. I stopped taking them after I had two. I never bothered with the porn DVDs. One thing to note - its probably not a good idea to wear the shirt during future visits. I did, and a dancer at first thought that they had given me the shirt because my shirt did not meet the dress requirements. She asked if I had another shirt under it.

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