Dancing Bare Reviews

After a really long break, went back to Seattle after 2 years, thought I'd give this club a shot just to see if anything has changed.

Went through the usual porn DVD store, handed in $20, the man at the counter returned 10 $1 bills. Went in, there was this Colombian...

This club shouldn't charge to get in . . . . . . . . . . only to get out! I wouldn't normally go to this club, because I'm well aware of the conditions and the minimal selection of dancers, both in quantity and quality. But I went for...

What a club! I was in Ballard and driving by decided to stop in here as it had been a long time since a visit. Did not think this place could get worse, or more of a dump that the last time I was here, but yep, it...

I can't believe this place is even open. I stopped in. The entire block is shady. 3 streetwalkers walked by my car as I parked. You will step over a H addict or two sleeping on the sidewalk. You will walk Past a pizza place and a nail /hair salon....

I dropped in on a Thursday at 9:00 Pm . every thing I see says that they open at 11:00 AM. But, the ONE dancer had just arrived. While I was waiting for her to get ready, The doorman raced around lighting candles and putting out the sign. So either...

Went to this place at about 8pm on a Sunday night. Wish I had asked how many girls there were before paying the cover. The cover was 10 dollars and it only served to sit down in the empty club for a few minutes before a middle aged lady in...

I came in at 7:00 on a weekday and was disappointed, but it was only a $10 cover.

I should have known when the guy who took the cover said their was only one girl and apologized, but that more girls were coming soon.

The only girl was a 30+...

This is the fourth Seattle club I've visited, and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to get to it. The real catalyst for getting me out of downtown was a bad experience with the big DV club near the market - I figured there had to be <i>somewhere</i>/something I'd...

I've never been in or even noticed Dancing Bare before, but I happened to be in the neighborhood with some time to kill on a dismal rainy Saturday afternoon when I saw it. What the hell, I thought, and stepped through the door.

You enter through a small and dingy...

I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better than I thought it would. As others have pointed out, the entrance is the remnants of an old...

I see this place every time I drive 99. It looks like a dive as other reviewers have noted. And so I’ve been curious. Well I had some time last Friday and thought I’d see what it’s really like. Yikes! Dive is a complement. Inside features some old banquet...

I decided to stop in here on a whim, for the first time in about a year or so. The layout hasn't changed too much. You enter into the little porno shop and pay the $10 cover to the desk person, and then the club is through a side door...

Dancing Bare. You walk into an adult bookstore, and the entrance to the strip club is at the back left. The manager is watching the store, and will take a $10 cover charge before you walk back. When I walked in the guy looked at me and said “we have...

I was driving up 99 and saw the sign and thought, why not? This club is where the old gals do or the heavier girls (you might find a diamond in the rough but it's rare), but the menu is usually full. There were only 2 dancers, both were on...

went in door and was greeted in pornstore by dancer..she sent someone out( an older man) i paid admission after getting money from atm($5 fee) so bring cash.. went inside and same girl greeted me..she was only one on duty..she asked dance or something else? i asked for bj and...

I went in to this place to check it out, I've seen it a few times driving by but stay away! It's small, there is one stage, no more then 2-3 dancers tops. One was a nice but larger girl, and one was completely busted up. I think there was...

Went in on a Tue. Afternoon. First time I had been there. Enter through the sex shop. Paid the guy behind the counter. He went and got me a drink. No girls were dancing. He let me know that my dancer would be out in a minute.

My...

I've been to the club a number of times and it does not disappoint. As long as you go later in the evening. Early on you may only find one or two dancers. The dancers are always friendly and happy to get you a drink, they will laugh with you...

I am going to try an convince you to not visit by sharing my experience. I can't help myself but am hoping I can convince you.

I went there on a Friday evening. Was in the mood for killing some time and may be spend some money if I find...

This club had been a good way to wait out traffic over the last month or two. As previously mentioned, you walk through a little porn shop and pay a $10 entrance fee. Once you're in, it's rare to see more than 3 girls there, but once you're in the...

Had a couple hours to kill on a Monday afternoon, very rarely do I have time like this, but instead of doing anything productive, I decided to give myself some interesting entertainment. Interesting it was indeed...
I was heading north on Aurora Ave, saw a couple SW, one looked kinda...

Ended up here solo after a night out. You need to make your way through the porn shop and pay the ten dollar cover to get into the club, which has a single pole, a few couches and a VIP area that is not entirely secluded. Very small place and...

Went on a Thursday night to try the place out and was pretty disappointed. First, yeah you have to walk through an old porn shop that doesn't seem to sell anything, cover is fair, but when I walked in I was the only person there, and no one on stage....

As the title says this is by far the most ghetto club in town. It's located in the worst block of the the worst street in north Seattle, you enter through a run down porn shop, the club itself is tore up, and the lap dance section has random couches...

I read the reviews before I went and almost didn't go. But I didn't have anything better to do. Dropped by on a Saturday night. The place was pretty dead, only 4 girls working of which 2 were decent looking. It's an old place with a strange entrance to a...