Cafe Risque
17035 Co Rd 234
Micanopy, FL 32667
Reviews
Submit a ReviewA lot nicer than it looks
I stopped in an a Friday afternoon around 3pm. The building is a little run down but have seen much worse. It has 2 parking lots. One for cars and one for tractor trailers.…
Lar8
Aug 14, 2024, 12:59 AM
Quick hands
Was on a long drive and saw the sign to Risque from the road. I thought it was a truck stop spot, but it was a small run down building in a little dusty lot…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Paco4taco)
Paco4taco
Jul 3, 2024, 6:45 PM
It is what it is
With nothing else near Gainesville now that Coconuts has closed, this remains a well known establishment that serves diner food but no alcohol. I've been many times over the years but have cut back after…
DisgustingBrother
Mar 20, 2024, 1:48 PM
Great Time, Lowkey Spot
First off, I’ve been here before but I’ve always stopped by on my way through to a business trip — usually midday on a weekday. It’s usually pretty dead at that time, as most…
AddictivePersonality
Mar 2, 2024, 9:22 PM
Sunday stop by
Stopped in on a Sunday around 7pm. Again what all other reviews say are true: truckstop cafe with decent enough food, I think $5 or so cover, has a long stage against the wall where…
Nobodygtyu
Dec 7, 2023, 5:28 AM
Keep expecting it to change
Monday night 9PM. Yet another new experience. Much busier but still not busy. With all the signs on the road and all the trucks that are parked there for the night to lack of activity…
gotoguy
Dec 4, 2023, 8:34 AM
No alcohol, no touching the ladies
Well known interstate spot; usually a half-dozen or so dancers during day and at least twice as many weekend nights. Range of ages, body types and ethnicities (but majority thin young white women). No alcohol…
thorn420000
Oct 2, 2023, 3:21 AM
Like a Mormon diner with nudity
ODD concept. Diner with full nudity... no touch rule, 24/7, Mediocre food and girls, no alcohol or smoking allowed, free tractor parking, showers for truckers.
$30/5min, $50/10, $100/30... laydown lap dances, peep show, or massage.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Fuckswithtrucks)
Fuckswithtrucks
Aug 31, 2023, 9:12 AM
Cafe Risque: Great side of the highway Strip club
Cafe Risque
I often drive from South Florida to Tallahassee/FSU. This strip club/restaurant is about halfway, very close to Gainesville, FL. There are billboards up and down the highway advertising for "Cafe Risque" and WE BARE…
cricketfoolish
Jul 4, 2023, 10:14 AM
Hot girls
As you get near you see billboards proclaiming "we bare all", but there didn't seem to be as many as I've seen in the past. I arrived about 5 pm. Plenty of free…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Brahma2k)
Pussylicker2
Apr 3, 2023, 11:54 AM
It's a full nude strip club. It's a truck-stop diner. Uhhhhh.
The venue is very truck-stoppy: dirty, ceiling falling down, not a dime has been invested in this building in decades. The day I visited was in the 80s outside, and mid 70 degrees inside,…
idiottta
Feb 24, 2023, 3:48 PM
Solid First Time Experience
So this was my first ever visit to a club, so take this review with a grain of salt. There is a $5 charge to enter the club, and once you get in there are…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(codemonkey)
fla13_1318
May 24, 2022, 6:10 PM


