Chowdown and rubdown

Club Risque is a diner/truckstop/stripclub mash-up that serves its purpose reasonably well. As a place to chow down it's on par with Waffle House, maybe a notch above. As a strip joint, it's decent, hit or miss in my experience. What sets Club Risque apart is the trucker amenities. Not many strip clubs can accommodate multiple 18-wheelers and offer showers. I'm pretty sure none of the big truckstop chains feature nude women shaking their goods in your face. So Club Risque occupies a narrow niche.

I came in on a Monday night around 7, not expecting the A team. My low expectations were met, about 6 dancers of "meh" quality. I am not one to judge or use dehumanizing number ratings, I'm just saying that in tittybar world, the talent here tonight was average. Friendly, enthusiastic (for the most part) women trying to make a living.

From sporadic past visits and previous reviews on this site, I knew there was no "fun" to be had in the numerous rooms with myriad options. Girl topless; girl fully nude; on a chair; on a "bed"; behind a two-way mirror(!?!). None of the options include direct contact where it counts. And I'm no LDK, grinding through my pants is nice, but does not achieve lift-off.