First time and what did I just witness??

This place is the weirdest strip club ive ever been to, if you can even call it a strip club. After reading the other reviews, I agree that it’s more of a truckers stop than anything else. I get there on a Saturday night and as I’m walking in, a guy out front sincerely thanks me for coming, which was unexpected especially cause he didn’t look like he worked there. I walk inside and the bouncer asks for my ID then after seeing it, tried charging me full price. I told him I’m from Ocala and I thought I get a discount. He looked at my ID again and gave me the discount to get in for just $5 (I knew to do this thanks to other reviews on here). I get in and the lights are on full blast. That’s a first, and a waitress comes to take my order. I wasn’t hungry so I got a $3 dollar bottle of water. I looked around and there’s girls dancing on the stage with a bunch of guys watching while sitting from a distance. I felt bad that no one was tipping them so I walked to the front and tipped $10 singles.

I’d say that there was about 3 hot girls, one decent looking girl, and the rest weren’t great. I chose one of the three hot girls to get a lap dance from. She showed me the options and I had a good laugh that one of the options was to watch her dance through a one-way window where I could see her but she couldn’t see me. They really gotta get rid of that option but it was good for a laugh. I chose the basic lap dance, 2 for $50 with no touching. Touching would have been $150. She was a tall brunette with nice natural tits. If I didn’t choose her, I would have chosen a hot bi-racial (white/black) girl with big tits and nipple piercings.

The lap dance is hard to explain because the “couch” itself was so gross. One of them still had a used tissue on it. We decided to use the other one. The one thing that redeems this place is that this lap dance was the easiest LDK of my life. There was no strip tease or dancing, just dry humping for 5 minutes straight. I couldn’t last the full 2 songs. I gave her a $20 tip turning the total to $70 and she seemed very happy with that tip. I guess guys don’t tip well here. She told me her nights there and said she went to college in Gainesville.