Playmates Club Reviews

Full reviews are only available to members. Join Now

review
11 years ago
Warning: when you leave this place...
Warning: when you leave this place you'll be reeking of smoke (and sweat depending on what you've been up to). That was the only downside. Arrived around 2:30 am (yep) and the parking was...
unlisted
Virginia
review
11 years ago
Went to Playmates on a Wednesday...
Went to Playmates on a Wednesday night around 11:00 PM. I got a dance with a petite Puerto Rican girl with natural boobies and it was a complete turnoff because she smelled like an...
Thiago
review
11 years ago
Girls were very social, but not...
Girls were very social, but not pushy at all. Most of them were 7-9's from all different races. The lap dances and VIP room can be pricey, but if you find the right...
Onthecouch
California
review
11 years ago
Went to Playmates for the first...
Went to Playmates for the first time in about a year. It's a medium sized club tucked away in Coral Gables. Once I got there the girls were friendly. A mixed group with a...
wyatt2648
Florida
review
11 years ago
Overall, a pretty decent club. ...
Overall, a pretty decent club. The service was pretty good, there was always someone around to ask if I wanted a drink or needed something. The girls here were pretty average for...
trevrich88
review
11 years ago
Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming...
Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming my "go-to club." Went on a Wednesday mid afternoon (~4:30). Not packed at all, maybe 8 total patrons, but 30 girls scattered throughout the room (mostly latin). I quickly...
Comments: 1
last:
10 years ago
by
tdpiawm
StevieQ_2007
review
11 years ago
Came here on a weekend night....
Came here on a weekend night. This club seems to ebb and flow as far as customers coming in, it changes every 20 minutes or so from being full to looking dull. The dancers...
charlie88
review
11 years ago
Been to Playmates 5 times in...
Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they donâ€™t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, Iâ€™ve always been pleasantly...
StevieQ_2007
review
12 years ago
Went to this spot on a...
Went to this spot on a Monday evening after a waiter from restaurant suggested it. Club is off in the cut so if you have a GPS, it would be best to use it....
Actionbx
Florida
review
12 years ago
I came here with a couple...
I came here with a couple buds at 1 am to chill and check it out. I had been to bt's but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls there. I decided...
jhew21
review
12 years ago
I visited Playmates for the 1st...
I visited Playmates for the 1st time two weeks ago on a Friday night and wrote a review for it. This is a review of a follow-up visit on a Tuesday night. I was...
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
review
12 years ago
Playmates was the 2nd club of...
Playmates was the 2nd club of a 3 club Tour de Titty that I hit on this Fr. night. I had visited Bare Necessity earlier in the eve and hit PTâ€™s in Hialeah...
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
review
12 years ago
Great place, good atmosphere, excellent music...
Great place, good atmosphere, excellent music and DJ. Dancers were actually very pretty; I would say prettier than most strip clubs around Miami. A wide variety of women (Hispanic, Caucasian and Black) VIP Room grants access...
Comments: 1
last:
12 years ago
by
Clubber
fkmeplz
review
12 years ago
This is absolutely the best club...
This is absolutely the best club in Miami that I've been to so far. Paid $3 for parking (why?) and $5 cover. The place was flooded with beautiful faces and figures. Its not as...
unlisted
Virginia
review
12 years ago
Was in Miami overnight so decided...
Was in Miami overnight so decided to head out to Playmates. I always go there when in Miami. Some of the old flames were there but met some new girls who really were nice....
olorofada
review
12 years ago
Typically, I go after midnight for...
Typically, I go after midnight for a night out with the guys. Beer and drinks are reasonably priced. This club is a bit on the small side. One stage, but girls are working the...
Ghostgoal
review
12 years ago
I had been to this place...
I had been to this place on a Friday night when it was called the alley cat, and it was filled with 2 and 3, and I swore never to come back. But...
bluewolfe
review
12 years ago
Came here three nights in a...
Came here three nights in a row while on vacation in Miami from 6/15 to 6/17 which are Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Was expecting to see hot Miami girls and boy was I...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
12 years ago
Laid back atmosphere, a bit smaller...
Laid back atmosphere, a bit smaller than most joints down here. Itâ€™s in a back part of Coral Gables so may be harder to find at first unless you know your way. Before I...
SilkMe
Georgia
review
13 years ago
I like this club. It's...
I like this club. It's an industrial area across from a tow yard, but just a few blocks from upscale Merrick Park mall. The club itself used to to be the Alley...
MiamiResident
review
13 years ago
The last time I came to...
The last time I came to this place it was still called "The Alley Cat" which I maintain is a better name. But I digress, because, now, it's a better club. I parked on the...
jjrocks
Florida
review
13 years ago
Arrived here just after midnight, and...
Arrived here just after midnight, and it was full of girls and guys, but not too crowded. The place is smallish, but there was a terrific assortment of girls of all colours, shapes, and...
rayguy
review
13 years ago
This club charged a $5 cover...
This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the 50s with...
ericspectator
review
13 years ago
After spending a few days in...
After spending a few days in Tampa on business and hitting 2001 & Mons Venus, I headed to Miami for relaxation. I looked up what was the closest & highest rated club near my...
Rhumjar
review
13 years ago
2 things: 1) In contrast to...
2 things: 1) In contrast to others, I easily found the club with no trouble. Go to the club's website for directions. They are absolutely perfect (if you're coming from the north,...
mitedino
Washington