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9 years ago
Playmates Never Changes
I am now bouncing back and forth between two clubs, Playmates and Tootsies. I stopped by Playmates at 11 PM on a Monday night after poker at a friend’s house. When the girls...
Thiago
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9 years ago
Enjoyable Club
Was on a business trip colleague suggested we go try this place, he is a local and said it was a good time. He was spot on. Small club, basically one stage,...
tbone1964
review
9 years ago
Not the best night at Playmates
I went to Playmates again and got three dances. One from a Dominican girl with natural breasts, she was good but not really into the dance, one from a Cuban girl who was very...
Thiago
review
9 years ago
One of the nuttiest clubs I have ever seen
This is one of the nuttiest clubs I have ever visited. There were about 30-40 girls on a Thursday and the DJ would announce the girl count from time to time as they would...
sleepalldaylong
Florida
review
9 years ago
Couple friendly
I took my SO to this club with a bunch of friends (gals and guys). It was her first time going to a strip club and she was very nervous. A beautiful...
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Papi_Chulo
LawCane
review
9 years ago
This is a dark, small club...
This is a dark, small club on a small side street not very far from Rte 1 near Merrick Village. Parking can be an issue and the guys running the valet service are...
TipWell
Florida
review
9 years ago
Took an uber cab, to it...
Took an uber cab, to it was easy to find this place. The neighborhood is quiet and felt safe. Parking is $5 for VIP parking, or $3 for regular. Once you park, you make...
thacoolguy
Georgia
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10 years ago
First strip club experience in miami....
First strip club experience in miami. Lots of variety in dancers... received two full-contact lap dances from some spicy cubans. Lap dances were aggressive and enjoyable. I'm still looking for other clubs to try...
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10 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
Richardgere
review
10 years ago
The spot is small, but the...
The spot is small, but the dancers are fire! There were at least 50-60 dancers in there, and the place was only like 5000 sq feet, so it almost seemed like there was one...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
10 years ago
If you are in the area,...
If you are in the area, visit the club you will not be let down! Went in around 4:00 on a Thursday, approximately 6 girls on shift. Mostly Hispanic, my flavor!!! I...
JPaulGetti
review
10 years ago
I will break up this review...
I will break up this review into 5 sections so you can skip info that may not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion V) Addendum I) INTRO: ------------- Visited Playmates on Friday eve 2/6/15 just b/f midnight...
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10 years ago
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iamkells
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
review
10 years ago
I've been to a number of...
I've been to a number of clubs in Miami, and Playmates has the hottest collection of women I've seen thus far. I was actually kind of surprised because I was there early in the...
jevo
review
10 years ago
Learned about playmates from our Uber...
Learned about playmates from our Uber driver.... its "hidden" in the sense that its tucked away in an industrial park and not off a main road. Cover was cheap, $5 maybe. ...
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10 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
Wrecknaffect
review
10 years ago
I visited 2 times recently, it...
I visited 2 times recently, it is in an out of the way quiet alley in an industrial area very near to THE Village at Merrick Park. You can park in the lot or...
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10 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
chalkyhill
Florida
review
10 years ago
Took some clients out after a...
Took some clients out after a dinner meeting. Club was quiet, even for a Wednesday Night, I'm sure we just hit it on an off night. Our previous visits have been worth...
bill73vette
review
10 years ago
I can't believe I waited this...
I can't believe I waited this long to write a review! Anyway, I went to Playmates with a couple of friends. As you can imagine, majority of the girls are Hispanic. There were a few...
MissScorpion
Florida
review
10 years ago
I went to Playmates alone one...
I went to Playmates alone one night to sober up after my poker game before driving home. It was a Wednesday night and Playmates was crawling with women. There must have been 35+ girls...
Thiago
review
10 years ago
You can park in the lot...
You can park in the lot or in the street, in this industrial area, which is actually only a few blocks away from the very nicest parts of Carol Gables. The entrance fee...
CharlieT
New Jersey
review
10 years ago
I went to playmates on a...
I went to playmates on a Wednesday night to work off some frustrations. I quickly ordered a beer and started chatting up a American girl sitting at the bar. She was cute, she...
Thiago
review
10 years ago
For me this is one of...
For me this is one of the better clubs in south Florida, but it has been hit or miss lately. The club itself is located in an industrial area near an upscale mall....
hizzle
Florida
review
11 years ago
Small, dark club with smoke fumes...
Small, dark club with smoke fumes that you can cut with a knife. Hard to find with very limited self-parking. If you yearn for the 1980s, and in particular for the strip...
TipWell
Florida
review
11 years ago
This place immediately amazes upon entry...
This place immediately amazes upon entry but you quickly come to realize that the best girls over charge for everything. Suffers from the usual girls doing laps for money, even those that have a...
Gpoe
Florida
review
11 years ago
Went to Playmates after having been...
Went to Playmates after having been absent for a few months. The lay out is the same, small, crowded, hard to walk around but...they have stepped it up a level on the dancers. If...
wyatt2648
Florida
review
11 years ago
Dropped in after a long absence...
Dropped in after a long absence and found the place largely unchanged. This is a dark smaller club with the usual current selection of dubious music playing at a loud volume. The...
TipWell
Florida
review
11 years ago
I went to playmates to check...
I went to playmates to check out the scene after not having been for 2+ months. I got about 4 lap dances from the Cuban dances that were cluster in a group. All...
Thiago