This club was a hard one...

This club was a hard one to review, because depending on what you're going for, it can either be pretty great or a complete letdown. No admission or parking is a great start. The ladies averaged around 5-7 with one absolute stunner, relatively speaking. The trouble was, she seemed to be half sleep and have no interest whatsoever in making any money for the night. She just stayed at the end of the bar looking bored. I caught eye contact and motioned her over and she held up the just a minute sign but never followed through. Another thing that irked me, and this seems to be a Miami thing, is the girls walking around to everyone after their set and asking for a tip. Here's a hint, if I wanted to tip you, I had three songs to do it. If I didn't in all that time, there's probably a reason. Anyways, got the hint that pretty much anything can be had in the club for the right price. They had a couple of different options for VIP which others have detailed but I didn't partake as only one girl seemed really enthusiastic and she was being hemmed up the whole time I was there. On the plus side, there seemed to be lots of touching allowed in the main area, but I just couldn't get behind the $25/dance nonsense they had going on that night. Hell, Vegas clubs weren't that expensive, the mileage was a whole lot better and the ladies were 9's and 10's.

This place is cool to hang out with the free admission and all, but there seem to be much better options for the same per dance price (unless you're looking for extras that is).