Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156

Since this a club that I...

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edak94
Dec 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Since this a club that I have repeatedly reviewed in the past, I, like Clubber, wanted to see what the fuss was about from those two wildly divergent reviews. This is definitely a "hit or miss" club; it is never great, but sometimes you definitely can find a few jewels and other times it is just abysmal.

I went around 7:00 PM on Thursday evening and found my favorite bartender who gave me a "hearty" hug and a nice drink ($4.50). Note that there is no cover before 8:00 PM so it is relatively risk-free to go in, sit down for a few minutes, have a drink in a relatively no-pressure environment and then decide to stay or leave.

I decided to STAY as this 40-42DD dancer ("D") took the stage and I was mesmerized by her ample (natural) boobs. As she sat down, another 38D dancer got up and, frankly, either one would have been fine for me. There were other decent dancers (none of the usual dogs), but I was too distracted to notice them in detail.

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