Club Madonna Reviews

I was very unimpressed by this club--was down in miami for work and given the girls you see just walking down the street i would have expected much more from the clubs. I...

been to this club before but now it doesnt seem too appealing. the dances where kinda lame. call me crazy but i want my stripper to have a bit more pop in her routine....

Really hit or miss. Most of the girls are utterly disgusting. But there can be one or two total gems working. The regular lap dance area is upstairs away from the bouncers and most...

Me and a couple of friends decided to have a first stripclub experience, and since we were all over 21 we decided club Madonna. They were was a wide variety of girls from European to...

Well a few buddies came to town and wanted to go to a strip club, and since most of them were under 21 i was forced to hafta take them to club madonnas of...

For a Friday night I was expecting more action. I came in around 12:30 am. The crowd started to pick around 2am. That was new for me. But that's Miami. People likely started coming...

Took a buddy from out of town around South Beach recently and we got kinda drunk so we decided to go check out Madonnas around 2am. Now, I usually stay away from this place...

Went in on a Sunday night pretty late. The talent was Alright only. they hustle hard here. Alot of latin dancers, some attractive some average and cute and some that i would possibly mistake...

Well it seems like this is more of a tourist destination, not bad for the "Non" strip club going folks, but those who frequent these places this is NOT the place to go. First...

As I made my annual pilgramage to SoBe I visited Club Madonna. Maybe I wasn't as drunk as I had previously been before going here but the quality of the girls was seriously degraded...

This club, located right on Washington Avenue near the heart of the South Beach Art Deco district, suffers greatly from its ritzy location. First, the traffic over the causeway from Miami to get...

This club is good is you want to have some good lap dances from very pretty girls. Other than that it doesnt, cover is expensive $20. They dont sell beer with alcohol. YES THEY...

This club is nice in a lot of ways. The layout is awesome with many small stand up stages all over the place with one main stage-not surprisingly, in the middle. These smaller...

Huge ripoff. When I walk in a bigtitted columbian sits down on my lap telling me about the two for one ld special. I get there, and she tells me that for contact, I...

Good club if you are looking to spend a lot, and the girls are your main concern. As soon as I walked in, not one, but TWO beautiful women were trying to sell...

Every time I wind up in Miami Beach I wind up at Club Madonna. Every time I wind up at Club Madonna, I spend a descent amount of money and leave happy. I have...

Why do I keep making the same PL mistake -- going back to a club that I have never enjoyed, when I should have known better. After paying the $20, I walk into...

I visited this club one Saturday night with my tattoo artist and best friend a couple of years ago. The outside of the club is brightly lit and most of the time there are...

I checked out this club when I visited the city. Overall, it is disappointing experience although the layout seems okay. I spent at least $250 and it was not worthwhile. Once I got in...

Lots of dancers were on shift, it was friday night. The girls were, like other reviews have mentioned, pretty rude. I remember one girl approached me asking for a dance, I declined, and she...

This club has a good amoount of hot dancers but the problem with the club is that the value is terrible. Because it's on South Beach the club is not allowed to serve alcohol...

The club has a main stage where the dancer performs mediocre, but it didn't matter, as soon as I sat down i had 2 beautiful dancers sitting on my lap shoving their boobs in...

I'm ususally pretty liberal in my reviews but I mean it "don't waste your time", From the from door greeting to the lousy decor inside, this palce manages to combime all of the ripoff...

Went to this club with a girlfriend who really wanted to go to a strip club. Since we were in the area we decided to check it out. Cover charge is pricey,...

Tried it out during a recent visit to the area. Pretty quiet, maybe 5-8 performers and just a couple other customers. Friendly greeter but others, while hot, were more aloof. ...