Club Madonna Reviews

As this was the first strip club I ever went to, some friends and I went in for old time's sake recently...and I probably should have let sleeping nostalgia lie, since in the last decade this place has had a real bad dropoff. There was a time when they were...

save yourself and dont go here. I went with two of my friends, right away we were hounded by real ugly dancers trying to give us lap dances, i went for one, $20.oo a song she says and she started the dance when a song was 10 seconds from...

Definitely not impressed with this place! First of all, they open late. I went by wanting to kill a little time before supper and found they don't start until 9pm. Second, cover is pretty expensive for what you get: $20. Third you get very little for...

This is one to skip. The location is great-very close to all the action and fun of south beach. The club itself has been nicely remodeled at some point in time, but the the night I went there were very few girls working and they were mostly 7's...

Only reason it gets a five is because of the location and variety of girls. This place is terrible, no liqour, pricey, and no interaction with the dancers.

Stay away and spend your money somewhere else when in Miami........

I went back to Madonna in December after visiting earlier in the yearThe rating I give this club is based on the mileage that can be had here. A couple of comments though. As other people have said it can be VERY pricey, so watch out. Also,...

went back for a second time, this time on a weeknight, but still pricey. not very busy, which meant that the girls were even pushier than normal. the dancers are all 8-10s, but the one couch dance i got was nothing special. all in all, a disappointment after my first...

Upon entering this club, my first thought was, "Wow. Where do all these fat chicks get the confidence to dance naked?"

The club itself is clean and not too skanky. The cover was $20, and there are two stages. No alcohol.

However, the dancers are mostly hideous. ...

Dancers are average to hot. Upstairs room not completely hidden. Some customers are visible raising their pants when they stand up from the other side of the room. hot chick with european accent is great. ...

This club is pricy but definitely the best I've been to. Women are very attractive. You will get asked for a dance about every 5 min., but it's worth it. I recommend choosing the european girls (a little more bang for the buck :) )...

I returned to this club for the third time in three years. It varies greatly during slow times to busy times.

Here is their strategy for a slow night

1. girl finds you at the door
2. girl walks you to your seat and is super friendly
3. on a...

Nice club with a nice layout. Walk in with a large middle stage and 2 small satellite stages. $20 to get in but free non-alcoholic beverages. There are four levels of dances (I think - from what I could gather but never got consistent answers). Table...

I've been there before and I guess that I'll end up there again, but I have never had a really good time here. On the nights that I have visited, including about 6 weeks ago, the girls weren't attractive and the level of contact was almost zero. I...

I went to Club Madonna on a recent Thursday night while in SoBe. First, remember to check out their website for some specials that you can print out! The club was very dead. There may have been about 10 dancers, and 20 patrons. The stage show...