Reviews

Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout…

I had some free time on a recent Friday and decided to go club crawling. My first choice was High Heels, and I'll be honest, I wish I hadn't gone.
I had to pay a high…

This is the worst club I ever been to. The door guy told me and my friend we don’t like to serve your kind mind you we are black. Came in around 10pm and there…

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid no…

Not really a totally fair review because I was there on a Friday as they opened up.
The club was nice, had an outer room where phone use was allowed and security would wand you…

The club is out in the middle of nowhere. It is on a country road and not with good signage.
It has a large paved parking lot with plenty of room for customers(no valet).
Admission is $10…

I went to the club on a Friday at about 9 pm. The parking lot was almost full which is a goods sign.
The club IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.The last three miles…

I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would only…

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

Way out in back roads, I see a sign for Somonauk x miles away - it strikes me this sounds familiar but where have I heard the name? Think. Think. Think.…

I had visited the Silver Slipper earlier in the evening, and having come away mostly disappointed, I decided to drop into High Heels. It's still a pain in the ass to find if you haven't…

So I’ve taken a 2 year hiatus as we all seem to have. So I decided to make the 20 minute drive to the closest club to me, the famous HH. my last…