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Somonauk, IL. Saturday night late night. Not much around here, seems like a safe area to me. Walk on in. Guy at the front cover I think was $9. Other guy wands you down. Layout is bathroom is right on the left here. Video slot machines. Bar is one in this room and one right next to it in the other room on the right side. Dances are $30 a song. Two girls up on stage at a time. Customers mostly hispanic and white guys. Mostly loud hip hop but some metal in there, I remembered Disturbed playing. Dancers. Hispnaic, white and black. Some girls poor english. Definitley some fake stuff. Talent probably 4-7 range. Body types thin to hefty. About 25 girls. 20's and 30's mostly. I saw one chick, big girl but with big ass and titties. She had the goods. I think she was latina. I forget her name now. But I stopped her to ask about dances. She said $30 a song, I can touch just not coochie. She said if she can find me later, she's up in couple songs. Well later on I'm watching her dance up close, she takes off her top and while her rack was massive, those things were fake. I just didn't feel like burning $30 to squish some rock hard bobbies. So I left. Not much else here I was interested in. Wouldn't come back. Another thing no phones even just look at them, they hollered at me for it.

I had some free time on a recent Friday and decided to go club crawling. My first choice was High Heels, and I'll be honest, I wish I hadn't gone. I had to pay a high door fee, then submit to a security screening nearly as complete as a TSA check at the airport. Then things really went downhill. The music was blaring, there were four (semi)decent looking dancers around, but nobody on stage. The dancers were clustered together except for one, who seemed to be chatting up one of her 'regulars'. Got something to drink, then waited for something, anything to happen. It didn't. Dancers would occasionally break from the group to walk past, but no eye contact, no nothing, for me or any of the other patrons waiting at the bar. I finished my drink, waited for a bit more, and when the female bartender asked me if I wanted another, I told her no. I left having experienced something I've never experienced at a club before: boredom. So be advised, this place might be close to you, but to be honest, Silver Slipper is cheaper to get into and has far more action. (see my review)

This is the worst club I ever been to. The door guy told me and my friend we don’t like to serve your kind mind you we are black. Came in around 10pm and there were maybe 10 girls working and only a handful of other customers. Everyone is scamming there, the drinks are over priced, all the girls are ugly and they over charge for dances. If you get a nude dance the girl stands 3 feet away from you. Tito’s is $10 a shot. Waste of time and money I would never step foot in there again

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid no cover as at the time I showed up, there were no girls on stage and the only dancer was either in the dressing room or VIP as she was not working the floor. Bartender was dressed pretty decent and friendly but was a bit heavy for a skimpy dress. We were chatting a bit and the topics went south as she started lamenting about her kids and health and bla bla bla. I ordered a pizza (cheap tombstone type) and that seemed to send her away. There was only 1 other guy in the joint at the time, and I think he spoke Spanish as I said high and he stared at me like I said something insulting. The club is basically 2 rooms. The front room was dead (again, no one there) and there was a bouncer/doorman, but as I said, no cover at the time. The 'main' room is a decent sized stage. Nice comfy looking chairs (I didn't sit as there was no stage show), and a bar along the left side. Small VIP behind the DJ booth and elevated 'private' area for lapdances. Deco is strip club normal in the back room, but the front room looked more 'woodsy', probably left over from whatever this bar started out as...it's very in the country. I finally saw a girl come out about 20 min in as I was mid-scarf on my Pizza. I said hi and she sat about 2 chairs down. She also ordered a pizza, which probably meant she was going to be tied up for a bit. She was a cute younger chick with glasses, emily or emilia...I couldn't make it out. I tried to chat her up between bites of pizza and let on I wasn't going to be staying long. She asked for a dance while she waited for her pizza. I went and washed up as my fingers were greasy, and came back quick. I'm not usually one to go with the first chick who says hi, but as she was the ONLY chick there, that rule goes out the window. Dance as I said was in an elevated platform above the main stage. Comfy wall mounted type couch, I'd guess could have other people on it. The room was not private, just out of view of the main room. I didn't check VIP. She started on the next dance. Dance was $30 and song was a bit over 3 min, I'd guess and seemed to be the whole song...not some chopped up piece to fit to a 'regulated' length. Dance was good. I was allowed to roam with my hands and a bit with my lips, and she was reasonably grabby on my chest. Nothing below the waist, but a good enough time seeing as she knew I had no other options. When the song was over, I asked about a 2 for $50 when she asked if I wanted another and she said she couldn't do that, so I bowed out. I thought about sitting for another song, then trying 1 more...or waiting for someone else to show up, but the bartender said no one would probably be on shift till 730 or 8 and I wasn't waiting that long. I'd love to have more info, but I only stopped on the way home from work, and wasn't sitting for 2 hours hoping for the best. I'll try again on a weekend night for a better sampling. Bartender said on the weekend, they'd normally have 8-10 girls...which sounds a lot better. Friday even, at the same time it sounded like there would have been 2 or 3. I guess what did I expect on a Wed late afternoon? Ah well.

Not really a totally fair review because I was there on a Friday as they opened up. The club was nice, had an outer room where phone use was allowed and security would wand you down. It’s not at all in a scary neighborhood or anything so that’s fine. Matter of fact it’s really out in the middle of nowhere. Inner room is nicely decorated with a two pole double octagonal stage chairs around it and more comfortable chairs out side of that. As I said, I was there really early so two girls working at first, a third showed up after 30 minutes or so all three cute. Had three topless contact dances for 30 each from a brunette spinner type. Nude was an option but she warned that nude was 40 each and no contact. I had to go as I was pressed for time but I would come back based on this limited visit. Promising.

The club is out in the middle of nowhere. It is on a country road and not with good signage. It has a large paved parking lot with plenty of room for customers(no valet). Admission is $10 . The club has two rooms, with nobody ever sitting in the first room. The second room has a long bar along the left and a large stage with chairs around it in the center of the room. Two dancers are on the stage basically all the time. They all go topless and 10% go nude on stage. The dancers average about a 7to 8. This is a club where there is a lot of tipping at the stage as each dancer usually makes over $100 over time on stage. They do have a section which is separate from the rest of the bar area where you can get topless lap dances for $30/song(very little touching of breasts allowed). They have two to three female bartenders at all times. They are good looking and very friendly and easy to talk to.

I went to the club on a Friday at about 9 pm. The parking lot was almost full which is a goods sign. The club IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.The last three miles you get the feeling you are in the movie " Deliverance" The cover charge was $5 with free parking in the lot. There are two rooms once you get inside. The first room was empty as the bar and stage were in the second room. The stage is really split in two with two dancers going topless. Overall there were a number of good looking dancers. Most were white. They have a separated area with little open booths for private dances ($30 per song). Some dancers let you touch their breasts, some not so much. WARNING They have a little 50 year old wimp monitoring the dance area. He is a total buzz kill and on a power trip . When it was slow, he just walked over to where I was getting a dance and says "No titty, no pussy" and just stands there. They have one room for private dances which are monitored by camera at all times, therefore other than touching breasts, not much goes on in the room. The room costs 400 for 30 minutes and 600 for an hour. Overall, I had a pretty average time and noted that no extras will be had in the private room.

I had a Friday afternoon/evening to kill, and some nice driving weather, so I decided to head out of the city and finally check out this place. It was OK but I probably would only return if I happened to be in the area. First off, despite what this site says, High Heels Saloon is no longer fully nude, both on stage and in the private dances. One of the dancers told me that was due to Covid restrictions that never got lifted. So that was a little bit of a disappointment, but the girls were fun and friendly and that helped make up for it. I arrived around 7 p.m. and saw about half a dozen girls walking around. They didn't start the stage show until around 8:30 or so, but girls were talking to customers and giving private dances before that. Girls ranged from around 5 to 8 or so, and there were at least three I was very interested in. One came over and we chatted for a while, then went to get a dance. She did not allow touching her boobs, but had a very nice body and was reasonably easy to do to (although I had to lead the conversation the whole time). With no full nudity and limited touching, for $30 a song, I thought about heading out but a second girl came over and started chatting me up. She was more engaging and we went back for a dance as well. She let me play with her boobs and also did some stick-shifting. I mentioned the first girl didn't let me and she said it's up to each girl (which is a point against in my book, and at any rate something anyone should be aware of going in). She is also the one who told me about the Covid rules nixing fully nudity. We did a couple songs and went back to the main room. By that point the stage dances had started. The third girl, a tall short-haired blonde who I had really wanted to try a dance with, had been talking to the same guy most of the night, but she took the stage shortly thereafter. She was amazing on the pole, but unfortunately, he took a seat at the tip rail for her entire show. I still went up and tipped her a couple bucks, but after her show she went back to the same guy so I headed out to drive back to Chicago (which is maybe an hour-15 to an hour and a half depending on what part of town you're in). If I'm ever in the area, I might go back to see if I can find her again. As for the facility, it's an unassuming building, low and flat. You walk into a large lobby that looks like it's almost big enough to serve as a spill-over room when it's really busy -- it has a small stage on one wall and a small bar on another. That room also has slot machines in it. After paying your cover you walk into the rectangular main room. It was a bar along most of one of the long walls, with a stage in the middle of the room. The stage is two small octagonal platforms, each with its own pole, connected by a narrow walkway. The furniture, bar, stage, etc., all seemed clean and well-maintained but they were never fancy. In the far corner a diagonal wall blocks off the private dance area, a few steps up from the floor. The dances are semi-private; there are barriers between the seats to create booths roughly 4-feet wide and deep. There are no curtains are other manner of achieving full privacy, but because of the diagonal back wall, the two rows of booths are angled away from each other so it is possible to be mostly out of view of the other dances. Next to all this was what looked like a small room with "XOXO" lettering on it; I assumed this is where VIP dances take place, but I didn't inquire as to pricing or other specifics (e.g. are the VIP dances full nude) as I got the distinct impression there are no extras available here. All in all, with the right girl this place is more fun that other relatively nearby options, namely the Lamp Lighter and Silver Slipper Saloon. And if I was in this area, I would stop in High Heels. But I probably wouldn't make another special trip from Chicago.

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided that I would take the time to try out High Heels. The drive alone was brutal. This town is in the middle of nowhere, it's kinda weird how close the club is to "civilization". I'm used to seeing clubs in back roads or outside of the eyeline of homes and government buildings. But I already made the drive, so might as well step into the club. Well, I almost couldn't walk in because parking was packed from all the people visiting for the LIV golf tournament. Once inside, paid cover with a once over from the guy at the door. These guys have a dress code, but it seemed like they were OK with jeans. There was plenty happening on AND off the stage. Some dancers working the pole, and there was actual talent up on that stage! Been to clubs where some dancers just get up there and shake their ass and come back down once their time's up. Not so much here. They really work that pole like they were competing. I came it on a good night because some other dudes were absolutely making it rain, and I did my part for a few of the dancers hitting up center stage. From all the dancers I saw walking around, I think each of them got on the stage at least once. Saw a lot of them crowding the bar instead of the usual making the rounds, but I didn't mind because I like to just watch until I'm ready for a dance. Bartenders were great, too. Packed house, but these ladies did not leave you waiting for long. Only 2 waitresses, but they were working at full speed and made the place just as fun. They charged $30 for a dance ($40 for full nude, but I think that price varies per dancer). Their champagne room is $50, if that's something you're looking into. Each dance is for the duration of a song, so anywhere between 2-3 minutes, which is one of the more expensive dances sets I've come across. Had my eye on a dancer to take to private, but saw her at the ATM with a guy multiple times after I got in. Not gonna name her here because some mistakes you need to make for yourself. I got a dance with Amber and then Summer. Amber was getting crazy in center stage with other dancers on the center stage, and she brings on that same energy to you in private. Just a great well rounded performer, and it's weird that she wasn't booked the whole night. Summer was insanely skilled on the pole, and she doesn't hold back on the appreciation when it's private. I don't know what I was expecting from someone who looked so innocent and talked so professional, but surprised would be an understatement. Definitely had a lot of fun with these two. If you're in there when these ladies are working, do not deny yourself a good time. This place is not full service, but there is plenty of welcome two-way contact. Overall, experience was fun. But the steep prices on dances and as far away as it is from everything, don't think this is a club I'd be going too regularly.

Way out in back roads, I see a sign for Somonauk x miles away - it strikes me this sounds familiar but where have I heard the name? Think. Think. Think. Could it be tuscl.net? - Indeed. We have some time to explore. Club is not on the mainstay but a road just to the south that runs in same direction. In the middle of nowhere, I see two wavy signs with the text sluts so I pull in figuring this is the place. Stop, look around, and notice the signs say slots but then notice the old very quaint sign that says High Heels - this sign reminds me of the old tavern signs. Ok we've got 2-3 cars, maybe one on the side of building and perhaps there is another parking lot? Decide to go in - very dark, looks like they've just opened as no one is in the joint. Bathrooms to either side of entrance and many slot machines - a walled off bar area is the next destination - seems reasonable so I take a seat at bar and survey the area - one main dance area with comfy looking chairs in a slightly lower area than bar. A few minutes later a bartender arrives and asks to see id - won't look at it through the clear plastic holder he needs to touch and caress it, study it, etc. A bit too intrusive. I thought he was going to ask for my car keys next. Ordered a beer 3-4 bucks depending on tap or bottle - domestics only. This was a happy hour special. Start imbibing and a very beautiful girl (probably in the top 10 I've seen in a club) stopped by. She says her name is Molly and she over several years has danced at many of the more often reviewed clubs in the area but as of few months a joined High Heels. Had a long chat - mostly clubbing, mostly about her. I keep thinking how beautiful she is and that's when she offers a $30 topless dance. Not crazy about that but I was thinking of hitting the road and figured why not - I owe her maybe for her time and conversation but it's not like I've been keeping her from other customers as there are none. During my time there I saw only one other dancer and she was warming up on the stage - got to admire the professionalism. She steps away to get music on the jukebox which is just carp I would rather not hear and is not even in English Wtf? She returns and leads me to the dance area and this is when I find out how tall she is - the legs went on forever. Dances are behind main stage - you pass a supposed VIP room labelled xoxo in big letters and go up a couple of steps to semi private dance couches each separated by a barrier your right and left side - it was too limiting. Dance quite mechanical that limited the excitement factor. No jolly from Miss Molly. After one dance, I said enough and left. On my way out, I finally saw the second customer. I'd go back on an evening to see what the vibe was like but it's not great right after they open at 4.

I had visited the Silver Slipper earlier in the evening, and having come away mostly disappointed, I decided to drop into High Heels. It's still a pain in the ass to find if you haven't been there many times (I haven't), but once I got there, I wasn't disappointed. There was a fairly plain dancer on stage doing her best, and she was (sadly) followed by a fat one. While that was happening, I drew the attention of a slender young woman who had the grace to spend a few minutes with me before asking if I wanted a dance. When I said I wanted to look around a bit, she was cool and went looking for someone else to keep company. I ended up having no less than three slender young women join me at my table in between time spent at the rail watching some equally attractive young women on stage. I ended up getting dances with two separate dancers. Both were young, attractive and in quite good shape. So yeah, I enjoyed my time at this club far more than I did Silver Slipper. My only complaint is that I was informed by one of the women waiting tables that they now have a two drink minimum as well as the door fee. I'd been here before, and this was the first time I'd been hit with this, but that was the only real downside to my visit

So I’ve taken a 2 year hiatus as we all seem to have. So I decided to make the 20 minute drive to the closest club to me, the famous HH. my last visit admittedly was probably 10 years ago, drunk as a skunk following a fight with my now ex spouse. I remember the place being fairly run down back then and it has not changed much to be honest. I think I paid the door guy $5 or $7 and went straight to the bar , passing a row of slot machines on my right. Grabbed a beer and found a quiet spot in the back near the lap dance area. The place was busy. This was about 10 pm. Plenty of couples and mixed groups that seemed like they had some female friends crash their guys night. The girls that sat near the stage got hands on treatment from the entertainment. Relative to the dancers I was not real Impressed. There were 2 that I’d rate a 7….if they got some enhancements they’d certainly be 9s. But alas not a lot of enhancements were found this night. The dancers were busy picking up guys and gals for private dances. However even after tipping on stage no one approached me. After 3 beers and probably tipping $20 at the stage I decided to call it a night. However those damn slot machines called my name on the way out. Now, I only brought $300 into the club intentionally so as to not spend frivolously. I put $100 into my favorite cow game and immediately started winning. Long story short I walked out with $600. First time I’ve ever gone clubbing and returned home with more cash than I left with. I’ll be back and I’ll hopefully get more dances. This is a comfortable blue collar establishment. Not quite a neighborhood bar with tits but pretty close.